{"id":636,"date":"2008-11-17T08:07:59","date_gmt":"2008-11-17T12:07:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=636"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:23:28","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:23:28","slug":"ysac-vol-cxxi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=636","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CXXI"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>****Nacho Cheese Fountain****<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nOkay, wait. Stop right there. Does this really sound like a good idea to anyone? Those three words should NOT be strung together (in any order) under any circumstances I can think of.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s see how badly this is going to end &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>****Nacho Cheese Fountain****<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>This is still in perfect working order. I bought it for a party a couple years ago, but it has just been collecting dust in my cupboard since. All you do is add cheese to the bottom saucer, plug it in, and wait about 10mins. Your guests will have flowing nacho cheese the whole night. YUMMY!<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/121.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-637\" title=\"121\" src=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/121.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nIt&#8217;s even worse than I thought. That&#8217;s just &#8230; wow.<\/p>\n<p>And the phrase &#8220;flowing nacho cheese&#8221; really didn&#8217;t need to enter my consciousness.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>****Nacho Cheese Fountain**** Okay, wait. Stop right there. Does this really sound like a good idea to anyone? Those three words should NOT be strung together (in any order) under any circumstances I can think of. Let&#8217;s see how badly this is going to end &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[15,25,11],"class_list":["post-636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-free","tag-ew","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=636"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2138,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636\/revisions\/2138"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}