{"id":652,"date":"2008-11-22T08:43:08","date_gmt":"2008-11-22T12:43:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=652"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:22:48","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:22:48","slug":"ysac-vol-cxxvi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=652","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CXXVI"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>&#8220;Stuffed&#8221;  Raccoon   Mantle Piece ?  Taxidermy &#8211; $175<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Having trouble finding the gift for the person that has everything ? Meet Sparky ! He is a large stuffed Raccoon taxidermy, that has been a part of my family for a few years. He&#8217;s large, fluufy and oh so cute !! He loves to just lay around on the mantle or hang out on top of a gun cabinet. Great for that country decor and the man that has everything !!! xxxxxxx@yahoo.com xxx-xxx-xxxx<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/126.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-653\" title=\"126\" src=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/126.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"218\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nYep, there&#8217;s no better gift for the person who has everything than a &#8220;fluufy&#8221; raccoon named Sparky who, according to the poorly placed quotation marks, may or may not be stuffed.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, doesn&#8217;t Sparky look like he&#8217;s reaching down for the guns in the gun rack? He may just be <em>pretending<\/em> to be stuffed, and patiently moving a fraction of an inch a day until he can get his hands on the guns and ammo. Then Sparky will get his revenge.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, wouldn&#8217;t you, if you were a &#8220;stuffed&#8221; raccoon named Sparky that someone had a tendency to anthropomorphize?<\/p>\n<p>(Thanks to the submitter!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Stuffed&#8221; Raccoon Mantle Piece ? Taxidermy &#8211; $175 Having trouble finding the gift for the person that has everything ? Meet Sparky ! He is a large stuffed Raccoon taxidermy, that has been a part of my family for a few years. He&#8217;s large, fluufy and oh so cute !! He loves to just lay [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[25,22,11],"class_list":["post-652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-furniture","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-no-accounting-for-taste","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=652"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2133,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/652\/revisions\/2133"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}