{"id":658,"date":"2008-11-24T08:25:18","date_gmt":"2008-11-24T12:25:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=658"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:22:40","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:22:40","slug":"ysac-vol-cxxviii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=658","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CXXVIII"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>TO GIRL WHO BOUGHT DESK TOOK DRAWERS BUT NOT DESK &#8211; $90<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>TINA, COME GET THE BODY OF THE DESK. IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME, HERE IS MY NUMBER, CALL ME FOR DIRECTIONS. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? COME GET &#8216;ER. I NEED THIS DESK GONE ASAP, LET ME KNOW OR THE DUST BIN CALLS.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/128.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-659\" title=\"128\" src=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/128.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nTina, you heartless drawer-taker, you. Why haven&#8217;t you called? (I mean, <em>other<\/em> than the fact that the guy forgot to provide his phone number even though he said &#8220;HERE IS MY NUMBER&#8221;.)<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think Tina is coming back. Move on with your life, which is as empty and hollow as your desk.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by KM &#8212; thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TO GIRL WHO BOUGHT DESK TOOK DRAWERS BUT NOT DESK &#8211; $90 TINA, COME GET THE BODY OF THE DESK. IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME, HERE IS MY NUMBER, CALL ME FOR DIRECTIONS. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? COME GET &#8216;ER. I NEED THIS DESK GONE ASAP, LET ME [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[31,34,9],"class_list":["post-658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-furniture","tag-km","tag-trying-too-hard","tag-unclear-on-the-concept"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=658"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2131,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658\/revisions\/2131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}