{"id":665,"date":"2008-11-26T08:35:30","date_gmt":"2008-11-26T12:35:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=665"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:22:31","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:22:31","slug":"ysac-vol-cxxx","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=665","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CXXX"},"content":{"rendered":"
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IT’S GETTING COLD!!! TIME FOR NEW WORM CARPET<\/h2>\n
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[sound of needle scratching across record]<\/p>\n

What?<\/p>\n

That’s an image I really didn’t want to have in my head. I’ll never look at shag carpets the same way again.<\/p>\n

The other amusing thing about this ad is …<\/p>\n

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Carpet is a natural insulator, providing additional warmth in cold seasons. It reduces a home’s noise level, eliminating or muffling distracting clatter. Soft underfoot. carpet also provides a comfortable, non-slip walking surface that reduces leg fatigue. Importantly, a resilient layer of carpet minimizes the danger of injury from falls and accidents.<\/p>\n

Best of all, carpet is a beautiful home furnishing that can add elegance, comfort, and fashion to any setting. Extremely versitile, carpet is available in an extraodinary selection of styles, patterns and colors, to fit every style and preference.<\/p>\n

Call us to schedule an appointment.
\nFree estimates<\/p>\n

xxx-xxx-xxxx xxx-xxx-xxxx<\/p>\n