{"id":733,"date":"2008-12-12T08:39:23","date_gmt":"2008-12-12T12:39:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=733"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:30:27","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:30:27","slug":"ysac-vol-cxlvii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=733","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CXLVII"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Legal help to change a law.<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I need some help with changing a law. If any lawyers out there are interested please write to me. Only serious inquiries please.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nI know that all the lawyers I know (well, all three of them) would fall all over themselves to contact a random person* on the internet who wants to change an unspecified law.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to change the law that says that I can&#8217;t reach through the internet and slap this person silly. Any lawyers interested in helping me?<\/p>\n<p>Oooh, you know who this guy needs? He needs the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=319\">Laywer Not A Paralegal<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>*The fact that there is a &#8220;Random Person&#8221; who comments regularly on the site and who claims to be a lawyer pleases me greatly. Maybe Random Person can be the lawyer (or laywer) for this random person.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Legal help to change a law. I need some help with changing a law. If any lawyers out there are interested please write to me. Only serious inquiries please. I know that all the lawyers I know (well, all three of them) would fall all over themselves to contact a random person* on the internet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[9,43],"class_list":["post-733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-unclear-on-the-concept","tag-unrealistic-expectations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=733"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2172,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/733\/revisions\/2172"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}