{"id":735,"date":"2008-12-13T08:03:55","date_gmt":"2008-12-13T12:03:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=735"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:30:26","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:30:26","slug":"ysac-vol-cxlviii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=735","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CXLVIII"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>living room<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>sofa- solid construction-has been re-webbed. cusions are down filled<br \/>\nupholstered arm chair. very solid construction. needs to be re-upholstered xxx-xxx-xxxx<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/148.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-736\" title=\"148\" src=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/148.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\n&#8220;Needs to be re-upholstered&#8221;? Ya think? That might be a bit of an understatement. I probably would have gone with &#8220;needs to be saturated with lighter fluid and burned in a sacrifice to the gods of avocado green&#8221;. (The carpet, too.)<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by Allison &#8212; thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>living room sofa- solid construction-has been re-webbed. cusions are down filled upholstered arm chair. very solid construction. needs to be re-upholstered xxx-xxx-xxxx &#8220;Needs to be re-upholstered&#8221;? Ya think? That might be a bit of an understatement. I probably would have gone with &#8220;needs to be saturated with lighter fluid and burned in a sacrifice to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[4],"class_list":["post-735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-furniture","tag-ow-my-eyes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=735"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2171,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735\/revisions\/2171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}