{"id":741,"date":"2008-12-14T08:21:23","date_gmt":"2008-12-14T12:21:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=741"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:30:24","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:30:24","slug":"ysac-vol-cxlix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=741","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CXLIX (no, really, that&#8217;s what 149 is!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>ELEGANT FURNITURE \ud83d\ude42 MUST SEE &#8211; $550<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>MOVING SALE, BEAUTIFUL FURNITURE EXCELENT NEW CONDITION.<\/p>\n<p>LIVING ROOM SET $450.00 OBO<br \/>\nDINNING ROOM SET INCLUDES 4 CHAIRS AND 2 BAR STOOLS $600.00 OBO<\/p>\n<p>CONTACT ME IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, SERIOUS INQUIRES PLEASE. THANKS<\/p>\n\n\t\t<style>\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-741 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?attachment_id=742'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/149a-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?attachment_id=743'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/149b-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?attachment_id=744'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/149c-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?attachment_id=745'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/149d-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl>\n\t\t\t<br style='clear: both' \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This one has it all &#8230; misspellings (including my beloved &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=509\">dinning<\/a>&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=634\">room<\/a>!), a price in the title that doesn&#8217;t correspond to anything in the listing &#8230; and for a bonus, a random baby picture in the listing. (Maybe the baby is actually going for $550?)<\/p>\n<p>And don&#8217;t get me started on the &#8220;beautiful&#8221; and &#8220;elegant&#8221; descriptors applied to the furniture. The people who buy those kinds of sofas are also the ones who worry about whether the art on their walls matches the sofas and the carpet, and then the whole room ends up very, very beige. These photos are Exhibit A. There isn&#8217;t a single real color in there. That poor child is going to grow up thinking that he&#8217;s profoundly colorblind.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s not beautiful OR elegant. It makes me want to run amok armed with paint rollers in multiple bright, saturated colors.<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, folks, don&#8217;t sell your baby on Craigslist, mmmkay?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ELEGANT FURNITURE \ud83d\ude42 MUST SEE &#8211; $550 MOVING SALE, BEAUTIFUL FURNITURE EXCELENT NEW CONDITION. LIVING ROOM SET $450.00 OBO DINNING ROOM SET INCLUDES 4 CHAIRS AND 2 BAR STOOLS $600.00 OBO CONTACT ME IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, SERIOUS INQUIRES PLEASE. THANKS This one has it all &#8230; misspellings (including my beloved &#8220;dinning&#8221; room!), a price [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[23,25,22,7],"class_list":["post-741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-furniture","tag-classy","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-no-accounting-for-taste","tag-speeling-prolbems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=741"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2170,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/741\/revisions\/2170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}