{"id":789,"date":"2008-12-17T08:53:23","date_gmt":"2008-12-17T12:53:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=789"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:31:50","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:31:50","slug":"ysac-vol-clii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=789","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CLII"},"content":{"rendered":"
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man looking for a female friend – m4w – 32<\/h2>\n
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Hi. I am a 32 year old married man looking for some female friends. Yep, thats right, friends.. Through email or phone or in person, I’d like some females to get to know. I like a little of all kinds of movies and music. I enjoy playing basketball and soccer and to workout (with weights mostly). I am asking for female friends since I have plenty of male friends around, and I feel a little more comfortable with females.<\/p>\n

Well, take care and I hope I may hear from you sometime!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\nIf you’re married and you’d like to get to know a female, how about starting with …\u00a0 I don’t know … maybe your wife<\/em>? (I’m hearing Dana Carvey’s “Church Lady” voice in my head when I say that. That kind of scares me.)<\/p>\n

The “I feel more comfortable with females” thing doesn’t quite justify it, either. Nope, to me this reads like the start of a slippery slope to this<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Let’s take bets. I’m betting this guy was married at 25, and this is the seven-year itch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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