{"id":807,"date":"2008-12-19T08:42:53","date_gmt":"2008-12-19T12:42:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=807"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:31:35","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:31:35","slug":"ysac-vol-cliv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=807","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CLIV"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>2 FREE MASSAGES FOR IPOD TOUCH!!!<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>IM A MASSAGE THERAPIST LOOKING TO TRADE 2 MASSAGES FOR AN IPOD TOUCH..xxx-xxx xxxx<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/154.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-808\" title=\"154\" src=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/154.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/154.jpg 240w, http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/154-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n(actual photo)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Too bad she wasn&#8217;t trading the massages for an apostrophe. Looks like she could use one of those as well. What do you think is the going rate for apostrophes these days? I&#8217;d settle for a foot massage. She owes me two of them for the previous sentences alone.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s it, I&#8217;m starting a euphemism tag.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2 FREE MASSAGES FOR IPOD TOUCH!!! IM A MASSAGE THERAPIST LOOKING TO TRADE 2 MASSAGES FOR AN IPOD TOUCH..xxx-xxx xxxx (actual photo) Too bad she wasn&#8217;t trading the massages for an apostrophe. Looks like she could use one of those as well. What do you think is the going rate for apostrophes these days? I&#8217;d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[47,29],"class_list":["post-807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barter","tag-euphemisms","tag-fun-with-pictures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/807","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=807"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/807\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2193,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/807\/revisions\/2193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}