{"id":901,"date":"2009-01-02T08:45:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-02T11:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=901"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:32:36","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:32:36","slug":"ysac-vol-clxviii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=901","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CLXVIII"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Looking for a car? What better place to look than on Craigslist? I&#8217;m sure we can find you exactly what you&#8217;re looking for.*<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>1997 Pontiac Grand Am  &#8211; $400<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>1997 Pontiac Grand Am runs good but wont start. I don&#8217;t know whats the matter with it,need it gone asking 400. Trades are acceptable<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-902\" title=\"168\" src=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/168.jpg\" alt=\"168\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The car runs fine as long as you don&#8217;t do anything foolish, like trying to start it. But who would try to do that anyway? That&#8217;s just crazy. Think about it &#8212; if you never start the car, you&#8217;ll never drive it, which means you&#8217;ll never get into an accident! It&#8217;s really a safety feature!<\/p>\n<p>No? Okay, maybe you would prefer this one?<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>1991 lincoln town car &#8211; $1000<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>the car is in good condition the transmission has no reverse thr car needs a sterrin collom and a grill<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I mean, how often do you really <em>need<\/em> to go in reverse? And &#8220;sterrin colloms&#8221; are optional equipment, right?<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>* Provided that what you&#8217;re looking for is a piece of crap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Looking for a car? What better place to look than on Craigslist? I&#8217;m sure we can find you exactly what you&#8217;re looking for.* 1997 Pontiac Grand Am &#8211; $400 1997 Pontiac Grand Am runs good but wont start. I don&#8217;t know whats the matter with it,need it gone asking 400. Trades are acceptable The car [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[23,7,9],"class_list":["post-901","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cars-trucks","tag-classy","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-unclear-on-the-concept"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/901","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=901"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/901\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2209,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/901\/revisions\/2209"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}