{"id":908,"date":"2008-12-31T08:01:25","date_gmt":"2008-12-31T11:01:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=908"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:32:39","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:32:39","slug":"ysac-vol-clxviv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=908","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CLXVI.v"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A bonus for New Years Eve:<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>flammable stuff for new years party!!!<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>we are looking for stuff to burn for winterburn&#8217;s rockin new years eve party! desks, couches, christmas trees, anything that will go up in righteous new years flaming glory! contact dan winterburn @ xxx-xxx-xxxx. asap!!!<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-909\" title=\"1665\" src=\"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/1665.jpg\" alt=\"1665\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nI&#8217;m going to file this one under &#8220;this can only end badly&#8221;. In fact, I think I might actually need to start a tag for that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A bonus for New Years Eve: flammable stuff for new years party!!! we are looking for stuff to burn for winterburn&#8217;s rockin new years eve party! desks, couches, christmas trees, anything that will go up in righteous new years flaming glory! contact dan winterburn @ xxx-xxx-xxxx. asap!!! I&#8217;m going to file this one under &#8220;this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[23,38,52],"class_list":["post-908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wanted","tag-classy","tag-humanity-is-doomed","tag-this-can-only-end-badly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/908","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=908"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/908\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2211,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/908\/revisions\/2211"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}