{"id":915,"date":"2009-01-05T08:12:28","date_gmt":"2009-01-05T11:12:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=915"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:32:27","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:32:27","slug":"ysac-vol-clxxi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=915","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CLXXI"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>shitzu &#8211; $200<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>selling an 8 month old shitzu pup.<br \/>\nshes very friendly and loving.<br \/>\nshes very good with kids. shes black and white.<br \/>\nwas born on april 1st 2008.<\/p>\n<p>im asking $200<\/p>\n<p>you can reach me at xxx xxx-xxxx<br \/>\nnames ivan<\/p>\n<p>keywords:: mastiff,saint bernard,rottweiler,husky,labrador,jack russell terrier,reptiles,snakes,monitors,pets,cars,b16,b18,type r,gsr,ls,zc,integra,civic,crx,accord,rsx,tl,k20,h22,infinity,ford,chevy,dodge,chrysler,pioneer,kenwood,alpine,<\/p>\n\n\t\t<style>\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-915 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/171a.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/171a-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/171b.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/171b-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/171c.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/171c-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Shitzu&#8221;? Really? You know, I think there should be a spelling test for prospective dog owners. Can you spell the name of the breed you&#8217;re adopting? No? Then no dog for you.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s quite the keyword list for a &#8220;shitzu&#8221;. I wonder how many people start off looking for a Saint Bernard and end up buying a Shih Tzu instead because it popped up in their keyword search. Probably about as many as start off looking for Chryslers or Kenwoods, I suppose.<\/p>\n<p>Keyword spammers deserve to die. As do people who post ads selling animals on Craigslist.<\/p>\n<p>(In a rare moment of seriousness for me: I&#8217;m disturbed by the number of people who are <em>already<\/em> selling the animals they got for Christmas because they &#8220;just can&#8217;t take care of them anymore&#8221;. Seriously &#8212; don&#8217;t advertise that you can&#8217;t take care of an animal for more than five days and then insist that it go to a &#8220;good home&#8221;. That&#8217;s just stupid <em>and<\/em> wrong. Grrrrr.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>shitzu &#8211; $200 selling an 8 month old shitzu pup. shes very friendly and loving. shes very good with kids. shes black and white. was born on april 1st 2008. im asking $200 you can reach me at xxx xxx-xxxx names ivan keywords:: mastiff,saint bernard,rottweiler,husky,labrador,jack russell terrier,reptiles,snakes,monitors,pets,cars,b16,b18,type r,gsr,ls,zc,integra,civic,crx,accord,rsx,tl,k20,h22,infinity,ford,chevy,dodge,chrysler,pioneer,kenwood,alpine, &#8220;Shitzu&#8221;? Really? You know, I think there [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[23,38,7,9],"class_list":["post-915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-classy","tag-humanity-is-doomed","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-unclear-on-the-concept"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=915"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/915\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":920,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/915\/revisions\/920"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}