{"id":967,"date":"2009-01-15T08:48:02","date_gmt":"2009-01-15T13:48:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=967"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:33:23","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:33:23","slug":"ysac-vol-clxxxi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=967","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CLXXXI"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Cyborg in exchange for free rent!<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I am a biotechnology grad student in search of housing. A back guest house would be perfect. In exchange, I will build you a cyborg. In case you do not know, a cyborg is a biologically based animatronic being, in other words half human and half robot. Since current science is still catching up on this technology, it may be a few years until your cyborg is built. It might help if you had a pet dog or cat that I could practice with. For any reason if you die before the cyborg is finished, I promise to use your remains in the project, in order to fulfill my debt to you. Since you will be the first person to own\/be a cyborg, this should be considered a very generous offer. Must have dishwasher in guest house. Please, serious replies only.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-968\" title=\"181\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/181.jpg\" alt=\"181\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nUm, don&#8217;t look now, but there&#8217;s a large spider going after your cigarette. Or maybe it&#8217;s trying to mate with your sideburns. It&#8217;s hard to tell from this angle.<\/p>\n<p>And if you&#8217;re going to make me into a cyborg, at least make me look something like Seven of Nine. Rawr.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-969\" title=\"181a\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/181a.jpg\" alt=\"181a\" width=\"120\" height=\"179\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Sent in by CB &#8212; thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cyborg in exchange for free rent! I am a biotechnology grad student in search of housing. A back guest house would be perfect. In exchange, I will build you a cyborg. In case you do not know, a cyborg is a biologically based animatronic being, in other words half human and half robot. Since current [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rentals","tag-trying-too-hard"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/967","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=967"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/967\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":972,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/967\/revisions\/972"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=967"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=967"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=967"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}