{"id":973,"date":"2009-01-16T08:15:03","date_gmt":"2009-01-16T13:15:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=973"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:33:22","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:33:22","slug":"ysac-vol-clxxxii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=973","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CLXXXII"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Junk around house<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>[address]<\/p>\n<p>xxx.xxxx.xxxx<\/p>\n<p>Must have 4 wheeler to get to property.<\/p>\n\n\t\t<style>\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-973 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/182a.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/182a-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/182b.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/182b-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nI&#8217;m aware that there are people who specialize in salvage, but don&#8217;t you think this is a little &#8230; ambitious? &#8220;Here&#8217;s years worth of crap that I&#8217;ve left lying around outside my house &#8230; come take it away for me and I won&#8217;t pay you for doing it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The only thing missing in that pile is a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=364\">vacuum cleaner<\/a>. It might be fun to go Office Space on the printer though. (Warning: music NSFW.)<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/O_ggX8AJsLI&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/O_ggX8AJsLI&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Junk around house [address] xxx.xxxx.xxxx Must have 4 wheeler to get to property. 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