im sellin my 1997 mustang for $5500 obo runs great its green srry for the pics i took them at nite but if u wanna c the car give me a call at xxx xxxx ask 4 cris
Leslie sends along this posting, noting: “Really? You couldn’t wait until morning to list your car? You took the pictures in the DARK? Really?” (Indeed — look at the time stamp for the posting. The mind boggles as to why this linguistically-challenged individual couldn’t have waited a mere five hours to take the picture in the dawn’s early light.)
Looking for a car? What better place to look than on Craigslist? I’m sure we can find you exactly what you’re looking for.*
1997 Pontiac Grand Am – $400
1997 Pontiac Grand Am runs good but wont start. I don’t know whats the matter with it,need it gone asking 400. Trades are acceptable
The car runs fine as long as you don’t do anything foolish, like trying to start it. But who would try to do that anyway? That’s just crazy. Think about it — if you never start the car, you’ll never drive it, which means you’ll never get into an accident! It’s really a safety feature!
No? Okay, maybe you would prefer this one?
1991 lincoln town car – $1000
the car is in good condition the transmission has no reverse thr car needs a sterrin collom and a grill
I mean, how often do you really need to go in reverse? And “sterrin colloms” are optional equipment, right?
* Provided that what you’re looking for is a piece of crap.
