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Category: pets

  • YSaC, Vol. 275: Canine capitalism

    Sheltie/Lab mix puppy

    He is a sweet puppy only 10 weeks old and gets alone with other dogs and kids(he loves to play) I’m asking a rehoming fee of $150 OBO He need to go ASPS

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    Regina (from Things I’ve Learned From Wikipedia) sends this one in with her comments.

    “A few thoughts spring to mind:

    1. D’awwww, he’s so liddle!  Who’s a puppy?!  …okay, got that out of my system.
    2. ASPS?  Do they mean that the puppy has to go to a home with poisonous Egyptian snakes?  I’ve only lived in the area for 8 months, maybe it’s a [location] colloquialism?
    3. Look at that photo.  He’s sitting on a car dashboard, and that car is on the highway.  So his current owners have a poor grasp of both acronyms and basic vehicle safety.  Great.

    Someone adopt this dog As Soon… Permitting Snuggles?  And Save Puppy Stuff? Allowing Several Powerful Smells?  *sigh* I give up.”

    How about And Save it from our Prodigious Stupidity? or As Spot becomes Pavement Splatter? (ew.)

    The “rehoming fee or best offer” is what cements the asshat tag for this one. No, really, we’re not selling our dog; we’re just rehoming him for the highest free market value we can receive for him.

  • YSaC, Vol. 261: I didn’t really need proof of that last part. Thanks, though.

    2.5 yr old yellow lab. UTD on shots

    He’s friendly, utd on shots, was raised w/ children and houstrained.

    261b

    I didn’t think it would be possible to take a less-flattering picture of the dog you’re trying to abandon than this one, but these people have managed to do it.

  • YSaC, Vol. 213: I always thought that rye was a bully bread.

    one female american bull dog and one male pit bull both bleach white (sav free to good home)

    We are getting our house torn down unfortunitly and have 4 dogs 2 we are trying to keep atleast but 2 definitly have to go wich out of my husband and I would be my 2 and no apt is going to let us have 4 dogs let alone a bully bread I have pic of the 2 dogs imgiving away free to good homes the male (adonis) is death and is always at the vet for something and stays under weight no matter how much I feed him but the vet says he’s pretty healthy so that’s a plus just the non hearing part sucks cause u have to use your hands with him he recodnizes the shake of a finger as no and he will imidiatly stop what he’s doing if he sees u doing it you mite look like a mom talking to a 2 year old but hey it works my white female bulldog I got as a rescue I found an ad for a lost dog and kept walking by it for months so I called it and thhey gave her to me I got her as a companion for adonis and her name is apollo and she is fully trained sits paws talks rolls over these are both very long dogs not really huge in weight 50 to 60 pounds I will be conducting interviews with a good friend of mine at perferably your place if anyone can help or is the least bit intrestedd please call or ttext or email asapxxxxxxxxxx she is fixed he isnt

    The male is Death? Does that mean I have to beat it at chess? Can we make it best two out of three in Connect Four instead? Everybody knows that pit bulls are terrible at Connect Four.

    Okay, that’s it, I’m starting a tag for “punctuationally challenged”.

    Submitted by Kati — thanks!