I have 1 Box of greeding cards! The fansiy halmark and other brands like that! There is over 50 cards, And evelops! If you want them I Am asking $45 ar best offer! My email is Xxxxxx@rocketmail.com Thanks! email me for ?’s
Pic below is not all the cards I have! I have all kinds! But they are in a box!
Greeding cards — for when you care enough to get your money back.
I can see the cards now. On the front it says, “I was just thinking about how much I love you …”, and when you open it it says, “… and your bank account.”
(And yes, she posted the exact same crappy cell phone picture twice in the ad.)
My head hurts from this. I think my eyes may just start bleeding. Or maybe if greeting is spelled greeding, then my ears are bleeting. I really don’t know. OY!
Someone where I used to work put up a sign about a coming work event that said “Be there are be square.” The only thing one might say in her defense is that that’s also how she pronounced the word. Not a great defense, but I can’t imagine a better one. (Unless maybe these people are pirates. Arrrrr(e)!)
And her picture is not actually of what she has! What, she stealthily went into an actual ‘halmark’ store and took a picture of their ‘greeding’ cards? It’s like the ebay sellers who use catalog pitures to show their wares.
I feel bad sometimes making fun of people’s spelling, because some people don’t have a good education through no fault of their own. But….seriously…who misspells “or”?
Makes one wonder with the obvious intelligence level and picture taking skills of said person that when you actually get your “box of greeding cards” they are not already signed for you. Not bad when they are from Mom, Gramma, etc., but what if your name isn’t Joe Bob Sue or whatever this persons’ relatives’/friends’ names are?
Unless you mean wrapped in bacon, you meant to write barter. And since you didn’t continue to comment, and can laugh at you from the future, and shun you.
Thank you.
I have put in a request with the Bacon Transport Board to have it redelivered to Emperor Norton’s Pizzeria where I shall consume it with bread, sauce, cheese, and other appropriate condiments shortly.
SJ
I’m more struck by the fact that it’s 2009 and there’s someone still using rocketmail.com, which I’m pretty sure disappeared sometime last century.
Reasons Why Someone Would Get Rid of a Box of Greeding Cards:
1) They are refurbs and do not work anymore.
2) She anticipates losing all of her family and friends in the apocalypse.
3) She is boycotting the USPS and refuses to buy stamps.
4) She has decided to send her well-wishes through ESP instead.
For ?’s what? It’s ATM PIN, it’s top ten list of favorite adverbs, it’s missing sense of purpose in life now that the Internet whips it out more often than a pervert in a porno theater; what is it, exactly, that you have of ?’s that you think would be so valuable?
Greeding cards: for those times when chocolate ice cream simply isn’t enough to fill that void in your loneliness. When you care enough to eat the very best, have a fansiy Halmark greeding card. Guaranteed to satiate you.
Probably right up there with being water or smoke damaged.
Long shot: Bought off someone who bought the cartons from the liquidation/receoivership sale of a bankrupt card store.
Mind you, the thought nags that IAm-Sparkie really needs $40 to get enough bail money together to free whoever shoplifted the box of cards, too (the extra $5 is for gas to get downtown).
[card corey]I can get 25 custom imprinted christmas cards, with my address on the envelopes for $17, all up, including s/h and taxes and the like. Fifty cards would run me about $26. But, I can spell Iain, too.[/corey]
Hallmark used to have a machine (haven’t seen it in a while) that would put in the name and personal details of the person to whom you were sending the card. So I wonder if these are a collection of that sort of card where the buyer found something better pre-printed and didn’t take the personal one.
But they’re in a box! A box! What more could you possibly want? The box surely makes all the difference! I mean, you wouldn’t buy over 50 fansiy halmark cards and evelops without a box – that would just be crazy!!!!!
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