YSaC, Vol. 1257: …nor any drop to drink.
2012 May 22
FREE water software
put in a new water software, took out OLD one. worked before, been in garage.
If coming from #### drive & ##### — Go towards ####, then take your first left — First house on right hand side. downed fence sitting outside. you haul. You haul.
The problem with free water software is that you’re never sure if it’s going to be patched later. I mean, sure, OpenWater 1.0 was great for its time, but these days, it’s just no longer secure, what with all the viruses and minerals.
On the other hand, Microsoft Water 2012 is the industry standard, but you then you have to live with yourself for supporting the corporate behemoth. Kind of makes you want to take a shower. But then you have to decide what water to use…
Thanks for the link, Eli!
I’d like to try new water software. The water software that I use now is compatible with everyone else’s drinking glasses, but every so often, it spontaneously turns my water into ice cubes. Then I have to drain all of the plumbing in the house and reinstall it.
Then you’re not doing it right, Dave. And don’t even think about asking me to open the pod bay doors either.
*Daisy, Daisy…*
Back in my day, you didn’t have these fancy doohickeys n bottles n such just for drinking water. We got our water out of the creek… and we liked it!
Back in the good old days, we had to catch our own wild hydrogen and oxygen atoms and breed our own water molecules! The hardest part was finding a tiny Barry White album.
That would explain the popularity of the threesome.
[tries, but cannot imagine which sparkii speelink of “softener” auto-corrected to “software” . . .]
I think the fault here lies in our Sparkies, and not in our speilczechers.
Honey we have another memory leak, get out the mop.
I usually just use a few iPads to take care of that.
But if you don’t RAM an iPatch over the hole, IT will continue to leak.
That’s better than a mammary leak.
That tends to happen with the older iBubes.
Hmm, I think it’s time for an infodump.
I’ll be in the bathroom.*
*Or the corner.
*sniffs and sticks nose in air*
That’s what Sparky gets for being Water. The Monkeys are Applejuice, all the way, and we never have any issues.
*walks off tapping on iJuice screen*
We need to know more than that! Is it a high-capacity solution like WaterWorks? A professional one like WaterMain? Or is it a little iWater, and I’ll need one for every watering can I own?
Will it work on my personal watering device? Cause I’d love to have more control on when and where I personally water.
Depends.
This one time? At plant camp? There was this one girl? I was helping her? Water her flower? And my hose got a kink in it? And she wanted to hold my nozzle? And when I got my hose unkinked? It sprayed all over? And she got a crick in her neck? And it ran down and gave her water on the knee? So I had to take care of her flower? Until she got better? Wow, that was really great!
A post from the future, when Mac has taken over the world, and we all water our apple trees with iHoses?
I used Canal Pro BE when I worked as an irrigator,but the program was full of gophers. I had to use Shovel 2.0 anti-vermin software to keep the system running smoothly.
pour it right into your usb drive
If it’s a really old version of Bathware or PipeWorks, it should be ok if your system doesn’t use the Aquaduct. Otherwise you might get clogged.
It’s also a good idea to use Plunger for when you backup your files or when your portal has a problem with flow.
How about if you have Bathtubs 98?
Take the governor off! Then your Bathtubs can go 120!!
Didn’t Water Software open for Phish?
Water software worked before,
You haul, you haul…
Come from #### and go toward ####,
Oh, you haul away.
That would be U Haul. That software is HUGE! It took up the whole garage!
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Oh no, I am NOT falling for this one again. The last time I got used water software I got a nasty virus.
I wonder if you need a ship to be a water software pirate?
Shiver me Windows…
Just be Kevin Costner… at WaterWorld.
There’s a rumor that Adobe is coming out with new water software. It will be called Pipedreamweaver.
Taco, ghostie, Hammy, Dave, ferret, no one guessed on the comments. I has a sad. But I know what will make me feel better! Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Waterworld!