Original Sworaski crystal bracelet. Letters are all crystals on a black rubber and stanless braclet….Hurry…time running out
April found this listing and sent it in, saying “Look at all those “Sworaski” crystals! And on a “stanless braclet”! Can we really have this much glamour for only $20? YES WE CAN!”
Besides, what’s the hurry? From what I hear, he’s going to be president for at least the next four years. That’s enough time for every person in the country to buy a BeDazzler and imprint his name on every item of clothing they own. Hey, that sounds like a pretty good economic recovery package, actually. Stimulate the economy, and sparkle while you’re doing it!
*Warning: craptacular video on the BeDazzler site. You’ve been warned.**
**Sppoookky warning from the future! As of 2011, there is no longer a BeDazzler website! You’ve been warned!
This one is behind a cut because it’s liberal with the four- (and six-, and seven-) letter words. Just a warning for anyone who might potentially be shocked by that and might want to ask if I’m okay or something.
Jenny sends this one along, saying: “.. Specimen cups? Like the ones used to keep … specimens? Specimens such as urine? Why use any old 50 cent plastic cup for your kid when you can give him one that may or may not have been used to store urine samples (or worse) of people who may or may not have medical problems? It was listed in free, but I don’t think it’s worth the gamble.”
I’d have to agree. I think giving my children apple juice in something that looks like this:
is only destined to cause them problems later in life.
selling an 8 month old shitzu pup.
shes very friendly and loving.
shes very good with kids. shes black and white.
was born on april 1st 2008.
im asking $200
you can reach me at xxx xxx-xxxx
names ivan
keywords:: mastiff,saint bernard,rottweiler,husky,labrador,jack russell terrier,reptiles,snakes,monitors,pets,cars,b16,b18,type r,gsr,ls,zc,integra,civic,crx,accord,rsx,tl,k20,h22,infinity,ford,chevy,dodge,chrysler,pioneer,kenwood,alpine,
“Shitzu”? Really? You know, I think there should be a spelling test for prospective dog owners. Can you spell the name of the breed you’re adopting? No? Then no dog for you.
That’s quite the keyword list for a “shitzu”. I wonder how many people start off looking for a Saint Bernard and end up buying a Shih Tzu instead because it popped up in their keyword search. Probably about as many as start off looking for Chryslers or Kenwoods, I suppose.
Keyword spammers deserve to die. As do people who post ads selling animals on Craigslist.
(In a rare moment of seriousness for me: I’m disturbed by the number of people who are already selling the animals they got for Christmas because they “just can’t take care of them anymore”. Seriously — don’t advertise that you can’t take care of an animal for more than five days and then insist that it go to a “good home”. That’s just stupid and wrong. Grrrrr.)
Looking for a car? What better place to look than on Craigslist? I’m sure we can find you exactly what you’re looking for.*
1997 Pontiac Grand Am – $400
1997 Pontiac Grand Am runs good but wont start. I don’t know whats the matter with it,need it gone asking 400. Trades are acceptable
The car runs fine as long as you don’t do anything foolish, like trying to start it. But who would try to do that anyway? That’s just crazy. Think about it — if you never start the car, you’ll never drive it, which means you’ll never get into an accident! It’s really a safety feature!
No? Okay, maybe you would prefer this one?
1991 lincoln town car – $1000
the car is in good condition the transmission has no reverse thr car needs a sterrin collom and a grill
I mean, how often do you really need to go in reverse? And “sterrin colloms” are optional equipment, right?
* Provided that what you’re looking for is a piece of crap.
we are looking for stuff to burn for winterburn’s rockin new years eve party! desks, couches, christmas trees, anything that will go up in righteous new years flaming glory! contact dan winterburn @ xxx-xxx-xxxx. asap!!!
I’m going to file this one under “this can only end badly”. In fact, I think I might actually need to start a tag for that.
