{"id":1058,"date":"2009-01-30T08:21:25","date_gmt":"2009-01-30T13:21:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1058"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:36:36","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:36:36","slug":"ysac-vol-cxcvi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1058","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CXCVI"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Wanted Raccoon meat<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I want to buy a couple of dressed raccoon carcasses for a outdoors banquet. call Don xxx.xxx.xxxx<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;ve never been so happy to <em>not<\/em> be invited to something in my entire life. You see, this ad comes from a state that has recently been (and was currently, at the time this was posted) experiencing <em>high<\/em> temperatures of something like minus eleventy. An &#8220;outdoor banquet&#8221; doesn&#8217;t sound particularly appealing, much less one involving raccoon carcasses.  In the meantime, there&#8217;s always <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=652\">this<\/a>. Sure, you can&#8217;t eat it, but it would look nice and fluufy on the table!<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by MF &#8212; thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wanted Raccoon meat I want to buy a couple of dressed raccoon carcasses for a outdoors banquet. call Don xxx.xxx.xxxx I&#8217;ve never been so happy to not be invited to something in my entire life. You see, this ad comes from a state that has recently been (and was currently, at the time this was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[23,15,39,22],"class_list":["post-1058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wanted","tag-classy","tag-ew","tag-mf","tag-no-accounting-for-taste"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1058","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1058"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1058\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2255,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1058\/revisions\/2255"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}