{"id":11017,"date":"2014-01-01T07:47:45","date_gmt":"2014-01-01T12:47:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11017"},"modified":"2013-12-31T20:22:19","modified_gmt":"2014-01-01T01:22:19","slug":"ysac-vol-1646-me-fail-business-thats-unpossible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11017","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1646: “Me fail business? That’s unpossible!”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Happy New Year, everyone! New Years Day is about self-reflection, and carefully considering how you will make yourself a better person in 2014. It’s about making a fresh start, and about being optimistic about the year ahead. It’s about the joy and wonder we can each find in our fellow man. It’s … <\/p>\n

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who can tell that what’s my GPA score?<\/h2>\n
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I do not know my GPA ? who can tell me ? need apply for school<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Oh, never mind. It’s all about the Sparkys, just like every year.<\/p>\n

Happy New Year! Thanks, Buff!<\/p>\n

* To be fair, there is no GPA listed here, and this appears to be a transcript from a British university where they don’t calculate GPAs. But since Sparky here had 100% attendance in his Business program, one might assume that he would (a) know that and (b) be able to conjugate English verbs. Also, if Sparky has completed a Masters degree, and is applying for school, that means … no, it’s just too horrible to think about.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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