{"id":1106,"date":"2009-02-05T08:03:40","date_gmt":"2009-02-05T13:03:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1106"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:38:04","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:38:04","slug":"ysac-vol-202-id-like-you-to-meet-my-brother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1106","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 202: I&#8217;d like you to meet my brother."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Someone to do my Job<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I have 2 jobs, a day job and a night job, and I need someone to do my night job. My night job sucks cause it cuts into my drinking and jacking around time. I am looking for someone to do my night job whilst I be goin out partying and whatever else&#8230;I will pay you half of what I make to do the job. If this works out, I might look around for another job for you too.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>The pursuit of life, liberty, and jacking around time is what made this country great. That, and the spirit of outsourcing.<\/p>\n<p>Too bad I couldn&#8217;t hook him up with this person:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>let&#8217;s trade&#8230;I need a<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>full time permanent job for my brother&#8230;he is draining my resourses. I have his resume and will forward it to a person that can help. we can negotiate what we will barter. thanks in advance.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>If you outsource your brother to an outsourcer, does that make you an outsorcerer? (Or a pimp?)<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Christine and bmillis for the submissions!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone to do my Job I have 2 jobs, a day job and a night job, and I need someone to do my night job. My night job sucks cause it cuts into my drinking and jacking around time. I am looking for someone to do my night job whilst I be goin out partying [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54,36],"tags":[52,9,43],"class_list":["post-1106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-etc-jobs","category-wanted","tag-this-can-only-end-badly","tag-unclear-on-the-concept","tag-unrealistic-expectations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1106"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1106\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2274,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1106\/revisions\/2274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}