{"id":1119,"date":"2011-01-26T07:25:31","date_gmt":"2011-01-26T12:25:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1119"},"modified":"2011-01-26T09:19:37","modified_gmt":"2011-01-26T14:19:37","slug":"ysac-vol-911-honey-i-nuked-the-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1119","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 911: Honey, I nuked the baby."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Baby\/Toddler toys<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>We have a 2 year old boy, and have amassed a pile of his toys to give away.  Most are in good shape, some need new batteries.<\/p>\n<p>We are on the westside of [location].  I also have cloth diapers to give away (separate posting)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1121\" title=\"203\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/203.jpg\" alt=\"203\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Parent #1: Honey, where&#8217;s the baby?<\/p>\n<p>Parent #2: In the other room, playing with his new toy.<\/p>\n<p>Parent #1: That was a great find. Who knew that Playskool makes toys that teach toddlers about dielectric heating?<\/p>\n<p>Parent #2: Playskool? I thought it said <em>Kenmore<\/em> on the door.<\/p>\n<p>Parent #1: Hmm, must be some knockoff company. Well, I&#8217;m sure it will be fine. It is a baby toy, after all. The Craigslist post said so.<\/p>\n<p>[from other room]: Beep. Beep. Beeeeeep. &lt;&lt;&lt;ZAP&gt;&gt;&gt; &#8230; sizzle<\/p>\n<p>Parent #1: What happened to the lights?<\/p>\n<p>Parent #2: What&#8217;s that burning smell?<\/p>\n<p>Parent #1: Where&#8217;s Fluffy?<\/p>\n<p>Okay, okay, that&#8217;s morbid. I was initially hoping this would be an instance of reflectoporn, but no such luck.<\/p>\n<p>[edited by drmk: oops, I set this to publish in 2009, so it showed up way back in the archive. D&#8217;oh.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Baby\/Toddler toys We have a 2 year old boy, and have amassed a pile of his toys to give away. Most are in good shape, some need new batteries. We are on the westside of [location]. I also have cloth diapers to give away (separate posting) Parent #1: Honey, where&#8217;s the baby? Parent #2: In [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[29,38,25,52,9],"class_list":["post-1119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-kid-stuff","tag-fun-with-pictures","tag-humanity-is-doomed","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-this-can-only-end-badly","tag-unclear-on-the-concept"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1119"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1119\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2273,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1119\/revisions\/2273"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}