{"id":1123,"date":"2009-02-07T08:20:07","date_gmt":"2009-02-07T13:20:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1123"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:37:55","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:37:55","slug":"ysac-vol-204-well-thats-all-right-then","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1123","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 204: Well, that&#8217;s all right then."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>do u need hair extension ?  i need a foot massage, pedicure.  and fren &#8211; $1500<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Hi my name is rene I do hair extensions for model, strippers,porno stars, etc. The best virgin hair w the best techniques. I need u to do my pedicure. Foot massage, frenchtip. These job have to be done at my home. If you do not have the skills to do it , do not try to practice on me, but if you have a talking bird it would be acceptable.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nOf course it would. Talking birds make <em>everything<\/em> better. Not even remotely qualified to perform surgery? Get a talking bird, and you&#8217;ll be doing appendectomies in an hour. No idea how to repair cars? You need yourself a talking bird! Incapable of shooting from the three-point line? Talking bird.<\/p>\n<p>Too bad I only have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=948\">Tahiti Sam<\/a> &#8230; I&#8217;ll never get to practice my mad pedicure skillz.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by Lauren &#8212; thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>do u need hair extension ? i need a foot massage, pedicure. and fren &#8211; $1500 Hi my name is rene I do hair extensions for model, strippers,porno stars, etc. The best virgin hair w the best techniques. I need u to do my pedicure. Foot massage, frenchtip. These job have to be done at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[25,11],"class_list":["post-1123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barter","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1123"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2271,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1123\/revisions\/2271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}