{"id":11410,"date":"2014-07-11T07:14:18","date_gmt":"2014-07-11T11:14:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11410"},"modified":"2014-07-10T23:25:47","modified_gmt":"2014-07-11T03:25:47","slug":"ysac-vol-1728-free-as-a-bird-now-was-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11410","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1728: Free as a bird now. (Was $10)"},"content":{"rendered":"

So many free things today! Look at all this free stuff!<\/p>\n

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television an shoe shelves<\/h2>\n
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\"\"<\/a>
\ncondition: good size \/ dimensions: 26
\nGood Panasonic TV bought in about 1999 works good and a shelving thing holds lots of shoes you must take both they free<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

That’s right. If you want the shoe rack, you MUST take the TV. And vice versa. But I’m going to go further. I’m going to insist you ALSO take this desk:<\/p>\n

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Free Office Desk – no drawer model<\/h2>\n
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We have an office desk for free that used to be used in our office. This desk has been used in our office and is now being given away, we use cubicles now.<\/p>\n

First one here get it free!<\/p>\n

Call us to get this…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I know what you’re thinking – Why should I have to take this desk, just to get the shoe rack, when I have no idea whatsoever<\/em> where it has been used? Well, tough. And bring a truck, because you’re also getting:<\/p>\n

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FREE–FREE LEFT OVER XMAS TREES FOR BOND FIRES<\/h2>\n
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LOCATED AT [Location] IS OVER 500 LEFTOVER
\nXMAS TREES FOR (((FREE))). COME BY AND TAKE WHAT
\nYOU NEED. AD WILL BE TAKEN DOWN WHEN ALL ARE GONE.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What’s that you say? You don’t NEED 500 Xmas trees in July? Stow it, Sparky! You’re taking them. And just to top it off, we’re going to stuff this down the back of your shirt.<\/p>\n

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Free free<\/h2>\n
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\nFree<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Whatever it is.<\/p>\n

Serves you right for wanting something for nothing.<\/p>\n

Thanks for the free labor, Jason, Ralph and sd!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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