{"id":11436,"date":"2014-07-25T07:45:49","date_gmt":"2014-07-25T11:45:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11436"},"modified":"2014-07-24T22:53:03","modified_gmt":"2014-07-25T02:53:03","slug":"ysac-vol-1734-one-without-so-much-strawberry-tart-in-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11436","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1734: One without so much strawberry tart in it."},"content":{"rendered":"

Do you want a pet, but don’t have time to deal with all those pesky needs they have? Here’s two possibilities that might be right up your alley:<\/p>\n

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Frozen Meduim Rat<\/h2>\n
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condition: new
\nIts a gray frozen rat we recently sold our snake and we had a extra frozen rat, if any one wants it we dident want to throw it away.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Now, to my mind, “new” condition for a rat is probably still breathing, but whatever. It’s low maintenance! It doesn’t need food! It doesn’t need water! It doesn’t even need oxygen! It does, however, probably need a cool place to keep the smell down.<\/p>\n

Still too much work?<\/p>\n

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Free to a good loving home<\/h2>\n
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\nFree to good home, “Boulder” has been a wonderful companion.<\/p>\n

However we are forced to downsize and are moving to an apt.<\/p>\n

They do not allow Boulders on the premises<\/p>\n

Boulder is very quiet, he will just sit with you for hours on end.<\/p>\n

Please give Boulder a good home.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Boulder doesn’t need refrigeration, so you could start<\/em> here, and when you feel prepared, work your way up to dead rat.<\/p>\n

Thanks for the posts, Michael and Alisha!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Do you want a pet, but don’t have time to deal with all those pesky needs they have? Here’s two possibilities that might be right up your alley: Frozen Meduim Rat condition: new Its a gray frozen rat we recently sold our snake and we had a extra frozen rat, if any one wants it […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[61,7,34,43,11],"class_list":["post-11436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-free","tag-punctuationally-challenged","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-trying-too-hard","tag-unrealistic-expectations","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11436"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11436\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11439,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11436\/revisions\/11439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}