{"id":11472,"date":"2014-08-13T07:59:39","date_gmt":"2014-08-13T11:59:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11472"},"modified":"2014-08-13T00:08:35","modified_gmt":"2014-08-13T04:08:35","slug":"ysac-vol-1742-two-out-of-sevens-not-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11472","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1742: Two out of seven’s not bad."},"content":{"rendered":"

[Warning: if you are easily offended, you’re on the wrong website AND you might not want to read the post below.]<\/p>\n

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Free frig<\/h2>\n
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I’m giving my frig away. It’s really the only frig I’ve ever given. If you’d like to frig, its free to pick up, outside of [location]. Please, come get it, its the only frig I have<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I’m not really looking for a frig right now. I’ve been looking for a damn for a while, but nobody ever seems to have those to give away. Or a shit. I’d settle for a crap, but even those don’t get given very often. There’s lots of fucks out there though, and unlike shits and craps, nobody ever seems to take those.<\/p>\n

I’ll show myself to the corner. <\/p>\n

Thanks, Ralph!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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