{"id":11480,"date":"2014-08-18T08:30:42","date_gmt":"2014-08-18T12:30:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11480"},"modified":"2014-08-17T23:48:58","modified_gmt":"2014-08-18T03:48:58","slug":"ysac-vol-1744-iced-poky-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11480","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1744: Iced Poky Mom."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>PODEYOM MICK TWO FEET TALL! -$20<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>THIS IS A NICE FIND A MIKE THAT MOVES AROUND! CALL ME CHRIS HAS A HAVEY BOTOM! CALL ME CHRIS AT [redacted]<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/1744.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-11482\" title=\"1744\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/1744.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"483\" height=\"361\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/1744.jpg 604w, https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/1744-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 483px) 100vw, 483px\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Podeyom Mick&#8221; is clearly an anagram for &#8220;My Cooked Imp&#8221;*, which is obviously referring to Mike, who is only two feet tall but agile. I&#8217;m not sure why we&#8217;re cooking Mike, though. He seems a little &#8230; wiry. Seems to me as though Chris is the one who has been hitting the food trough.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>*Or &#8220;Icky Demo Mop&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Thanks, BianchiSound!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PODEYOM MICK TWO FEET TALL! -$20 THIS IS A NICE FIND A MIKE THAT MOVES AROUND! CALL ME CHRIS HAS A HAVEY BOTOM! CALL ME CHRIS AT [redacted] &#8220;Podeyom Mick&#8221; is clearly an anagram for &#8220;My Cooked Imp&#8221;*, which is obviously referring to Mike, who is only two feet tall but agile. I&#8217;m not sure [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":241,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[107,25,61,7,9],"class_list":["post-11480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musical-instruments","tag-bs","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-punctuationally-challenged","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-unclear-on-the-concept"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/241"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11480"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11480\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11486,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11480\/revisions\/11486"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}