{"id":11487,"date":"2014-08-20T07:57:34","date_gmt":"2014-08-20T11:57:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11487"},"modified":"2014-08-19T23:02:51","modified_gmt":"2014-08-20T03:02:51","slug":"ysac-vol-1745-ill-take-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11487","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1745: I&#8217;ll take two!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now, normally we try to conceal where a post was made, in order to protect the stupid. However in this case, that would seem to involve removing half of the post:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>free (vancouver)<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Seriously. That&#8217;s the entire post. And there&#8217;s an obvious joke to be made: This person is giving away free Vancouvers! Wakka Wakka Wakka!<\/p>\n<p>Well, actually, it seems they ARE giving away free Vancouvers &#8211; since this wasn&#8217;t posted in Vancouver at all. <\/p>\n<p>Really.  It was posted in an entirely different, non-Vancouver city. So&#8230; there you are. Vancouvers for everyone!<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the post, Stephanie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now, normally we try to conceal where a post was made, in order to protect the stupid. However in this case, that would seem to involve removing half of the post: free (vancouver) Seriously. That&#8217;s the entire post. And there&#8217;s an obvious joke to be made: This person is giving away free Vancouvers! Wakka Wakka [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[11,42],"class_list":["post-11487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-free","tag-wtf","tag-zen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11487"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11489,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11487\/revisions\/11489"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}