{"id":11501,"date":"2014-08-25T07:00:31","date_gmt":"2014-08-25T11:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11501"},"modified":"2014-08-25T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-08-25T04:00:00","slug":"ysac-vol-1747-with-apologies-to-rob-van-winkle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11501","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1747: With apologies to Rob Van Winkle"},"content":{"rendered":"
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OLD ELECTRIC CLOTHES PRESSURE – $30<\/h2>\n
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VENTAGE ELECTRIC CLOTHES PRESSURE WOKS WELL 27″ wide 50 YRS OLD
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dun dun dun da da dun dun,
\nda dun dun dun da da dun dun…<\/p>\n

Pressure,
\nPushing down on pants,
\nPushing down on shirts,
\nno man has worn<\/p>\n

Under pressure,
\nThat gets your seams all flat
\ntakes your wrinkles out
\ncan leave scorch marks<\/p>\n

It’s the terror of knowing
\nThis machine has a mouth,
\nThe knobs look like eyes
\nScreaming “Let Me Out!”<\/p>\n

Thanks for this scary appliance, Susan!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

OLD ELECTRIC CLOTHES PRESSURE – $30 VENTAGE ELECTRIC CLOTHES PRESSURE WOKS WELL 27″ wide 50 YRS OLD dun dun dun da da dun dun, da dun dun dun da da dun dun… Pressure, Pushing down on pants, Pushing down on shirts, no man has worn Under pressure, That gets your seams all flat takes your […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[29,83,7],"class_list":["post-11501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-household","tag-fun-with-pictures","tag-scary","tag-speeling-prolbems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11501"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11501\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11506,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11501\/revisions\/11506"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}