{"id":11555,"date":"2014-09-19T07:01:18","date_gmt":"2014-09-19T11:01:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11555"},"modified":"2014-09-19T08:49:23","modified_gmt":"2014-09-19T12:49:23","slug":"ysac-vol-1758-like-whining-for-chocolate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11555","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1758: Like whining for chocolate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since Mackenzie sent our first two posts this week, let&#8217;s go for a trifecta: (That&#8217;s Latin for &#8220;three fectas&#8221;!)<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>Searching For A Job Needing Help Without A Boss That&#8230;&#8230; (All Over)<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>IM LOOKING FOR A JOB THAT IS IN NEED OF HELP. BUT I AM NOT LOOKING FOR WORK THAT HAS A BOSS WHO IS A TOTAL JACK-ASS HIPACRITE!!!!!!! A BOSS WHO ISNT A WHINER, CRY-BABY, OR A PUSSY BOSS, WHO QUIET FRANKLY ACTS LIKE A LITTLE BITCH, OR NEEDS AND WANTS MORE THAN A KID WANTING CHOCOLATE. IF YOU ARE A BOSS THAT FITS THIS SUBJECT THEN DO NOT REPLY. I DO TALK ON THE PHONE, TEXT, AND SMOKE. BUT I GET MY WORK AND TASKS DONE.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This person meets ALMOST all of the criteria I have for a potential employee:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>They smoke.<\/li>\n<li>They text and talk on the phone while on the job.<\/li>\n<li>They have no idea how to turn off caps lock&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>&#8230;or when to stop using exclamation points.<\/li>\n<li>They can&#8217;t spell &#8220;Hypocrite.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>That pretty much summarizes my ideal employee right there. Sadly, I also need someone who lives in (everywhere) rather than (All Over), so I guess I&#8217;ll be looking elsewhere.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the week, Mackenzie! Next week, you can drive the YSaC backhoe if you like!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since Mackenzie sent our first two posts this week, let&#8217;s go for a trifecta: (That&#8217;s Latin for &#8220;three fectas&#8221;!) Searching For A Job Needing Help Without A Boss That&#8230;&#8230; (All Over) IM LOOKING FOR A JOB THAT IS IN NEED OF HELP. BUT I AM NOT LOOKING FOR WORK THAT HAS A BOSS WHO IS [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[58,23,61,7,43],"class_list":["post-11555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-etc-jobs","tag-asshat","tag-classy","tag-punctuationally-challenged","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-unrealistic-expectations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11555"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11555\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11557,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11555\/revisions\/11557"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}