{"id":11561,"date":"2014-09-24T07:21:07","date_gmt":"2014-09-24T11:21:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11561"},"modified":"2014-09-24T09:26:25","modified_gmt":"2014-09-24T13:26:25","slug":"ysac-vol-1760-magic-bust","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11561","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1760: Magic Bust"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>kenmore. Elite Matching washer and dryer &#8211; $250<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/washer.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-11562\" title=\"washer\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/washer.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"484\" height=\"363\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/washer.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/washer-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 484px) 100vw, 484px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nThey r brand new and need to sell girl Friends mom got Got one that she&#8217;s more room cuz the house is small a top on in the bottom one saw these ones are up for grabs 250. Ob offer thanks<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So you&#8217;re selling your girlfriend&#8217;s mom? Is that legal? Also, I&#8217;m not sure sawing a washer is really good for it. Or is this some sort of magic trick? Wait, I think I&#8217;ve seen that one: You push the washer\/dryer together, put your girlfriend&#8217;s mom in so she&#8217;s sticking out of both sides, and then saw it in half. Yeah, that was pretty good. Not as good as making the Statue of Liberty disappear while it was inside a refrigerator, but waay better than escaping from the dishwasher while handcuffed.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the magic, sd!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>kenmore. Elite Matching washer and dryer &#8211; $250 They r brand new and need to sell girl Friends mom got Got one that she&#8217;s more room cuz the house is small a top on in the bottom one saw these ones are up for grabs 250. Ob offer thanks So you&#8217;re selling your girlfriend&#8217;s mom? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[61,83,7],"class_list":["post-11561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-household","tag-punctuationally-challenged","tag-scary","tag-speeling-prolbems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11561"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11561\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11564,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11561\/revisions\/11564"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}