{"id":11583,"date":"2014-10-03T07:55:04","date_gmt":"2014-10-03T11:55:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11583"},"modified":"2014-10-03T00:02:39","modified_gmt":"2014-10-03T04:02:39","slug":"ysac-vol-1764-im-too-sexy-for-correct-spelling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11583","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1764: I&#8217;m too sexy for correct spelling"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Sexy woman at western [state] fair pink shirt &#8211; m4w<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I seen u u smiled I asked how u was doing u walked off and I seen u look back while I was checking u out.im bald white guy with a green shirt on &#8230; Probably a long shot but u was very sexy so worth a shot&#8230; If this was u hit me up and tell me what I was doing when I seen u<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So what do we think Mr. Clean here was doing when he seen her?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Picking fried butter out of his teeth?<\/li>\n<li>Trying to pry off the GPS anklet?<\/li>\n<li>Attempting to secure his party&#8217;s 2016 presidential nomination?<\/li>\n<li>Yoga?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>What do you think?<\/p>\n<p>(Thanks for the post, OMV!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sexy woman at western [state] fair pink shirt &#8211; m4w I seen u u smiled I asked how u was doing u walked off and I seen u look back while I was checking u out.im bald white guy with a green shirt on &#8230; Probably a long shot but u was very sexy so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[83,7,75,43],"class_list":["post-11583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personals","tag-scary","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-still-single","tag-unrealistic-expectations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11583"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11584,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11583\/revisions\/11584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}