{"id":11597,"date":"2014-10-10T07:40:36","date_gmt":"2014-10-10T11:40:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11597"},"modified":"2014-10-10T00:45:26","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T04:45:26","slug":"ysac-vol-1767-tear-me-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11597","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1767: Tear me down"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Demo guys needed commercial<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Demo guys<br \/>\nI&#8217;m looking for demo guys that kill themselves no posers I&#8217;m only looking for the 1% 0f guys that give you 10 hrs work in a 8 hr day this is what I need .Do not bullshit me you will be fired the first day<br \/>\nI am looking for the guys that want to work not feed a habit if you cannot lift at least 80 lbs on a regular basis beat it I&#8217;m sick of guys that say they can work and bitch and moan fuck you my team works hard and is a close nit bunch If you talk to much this crew is not for you we don&#8217;t speak we work no fat guys no drugs no bullshit drama with I don&#8217;t have a ride don&#8217;t have a hard hat don&#8217;t have boots fuck off this is real world if you want it work for it good &#8230; it will not be handed to you this is the military type job if you think you got what it takes reply<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I think I see why you have such a high turnover problem here, Sparky McBossypants. If you keep hiring guys that kill themselves, that may be why they don&#8217;t last too long in your &#8220;close nit bunch.&#8221; Or they may just not like all the nits. Plus, you have to spend so much time <em>picking<\/em> the nits. Do I want the lime nit, or the grape nit? Picking is hard. I prefer military type jobs, where I just get told which nits I want to pick.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the ad, some guy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Demo guys needed commercial Demo guys I&#8217;m looking for demo guys that kill themselves no posers I&#8217;m only looking for the 1% 0f guys that give you 10 hrs work in a 8 hr day this is what I need .Do not bullshit me you will be fired the first day I am looking for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[84],"tags":[61,83,43],"class_list":["post-11597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gigs","tag-punctuationally-challenged","tag-scary","tag-unrealistic-expectations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11597"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11597\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11598,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11597\/revisions\/11598"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}