{"id":11599,"date":"2014-10-13T07:36:43","date_gmt":"2014-10-13T11:36:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11599"},"modified":"2014-10-12T23:42:02","modified_gmt":"2014-10-13T03:42:02","slug":"ysac-vol-1768-and-the-dog-goes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11599","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1768: And the dog goes&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes, the crazy on Craigslist inspires us to write long, detailed, lovingly crafted <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=517\">operas<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=9853\">movie scripts<\/a>, or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=7153\">children&#8217;s books<\/a>. And sometimes, it just inspires us to back away slowly, gibbering.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>new to taxidermy need big dog<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>looking for a new taxidermy project looking for a large female dog will pay 40 the fresher the dog the better not looking for a living dogs need by Oct. 11 I can pick up sometime in the morning if you&#8217;re in [location]<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>*gibbers*<\/p>\n<p>(Thanks, Ellen.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes, the crazy on Craigslist inspires us to write long, detailed, lovingly crafted operas, movie scripts, or children&#8217;s books. And sometimes, it just inspires us to back away slowly, gibbering. new to taxidermy need big dog looking for a new taxidermy project looking for a large female dog will pay 40 the fresher the dog [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[62],"tags":[61,83,11],"class_list":["post-11599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pets","tag-punctuationally-challenged","tag-scary","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11599"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11599\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11601,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11599\/revisions\/11601"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}