{"id":11636,"date":"2014-11-05T07:24:26","date_gmt":"2014-11-05T12:24:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11636"},"modified":"2014-11-04T22:30:13","modified_gmt":"2014-11-05T03:30:13","slug":"ysac-vol-1778-for-sooth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11636","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1778: For sooth"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>let an angel sing to you<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>let me express my dedication to my two home countries.<br \/>\ncall me and i will sing either the American national anthem or Canadian national anthem to you.<br \/>\ni love my countries and would like to let you hear the voice of an angel sooth you on this beautiful labor day.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh hey &#8211; a national anthem post. I should totally use this for volume 1776.<\/p>\n<p>Oh crap.<\/p>\n<p>True fact &#8211; drmk and I go to a lot of amateur sporting events. At these events, amateur persons often sing the American and\/or Canadian national anthems. 99 times out of 100 they are not even a LITTLE bit soothing. In fact, our friends have determined that far more entertaining than the actual performer is watching us twitch at each random modulation and botched intonation.<\/p>\n<p>So I think, Sparky, you will NOT be hearing from us on the dial-an-anthem line any time soon. Unless you want to perform the honors for Johncageistan.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the post, Greg!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>let an angel sing to you let me express my dedication to my two home countries. call me and i will sing either the American national anthem or Canadian national anthem to you. i love my countries and would like to let you hear the voice of an angel sooth you on this beautiful labor [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[7,52],"class_list":["post-11636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-this-can-only-end-badly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11636"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11638,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11636\/revisions\/11638"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}