{"id":1197,"date":"2009-02-16T08:26:05","date_gmt":"2009-02-16T13:26:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1197"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:37:50","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:37:50","slug":"ysac-vol-213-i-always-thought-that-ciabatta-was-a-bully-bread","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1197","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 213: I always thought that rye was a bully bread."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>one female american bull dog and one male pit bull both bleach white (sav  free to good home)<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>We are getting our house torn down unfortunitly and have 4 dogs  2 we are trying to keep atleast but 2 definitly have to go wich out of my  husband and I would be my 2 and no apt is going to let us have 4 dogs let alone  a bully bread I have pic of the 2 dogs imgiving away free to good homes the male (adonis) is death and is always at the vet for something and stays under weight  no matter how much I feed him but the vet says he&#8217;s pretty healthy so that&#8217;s a  plus just the non hearing part sucks cause u have to use your hands with him he  recodnizes the shake of a finger as no and he will imidiatly stop what he&#8217;s  doing if he sees u doing it you mite look like a mom talking to a 2 year old but  hey it works my white female bulldog I got as a rescue I found an ad for a lost  dog and kept walking by it for months so I called it and thhey gave her to me I  got her as a companion for adonis and her name is apollo and she is fully  trained sits paws talks rolls over these are both very long dogs not really huge  in weight 50 to 60 pounds I will be conducting interviews with a good friend of  mine at perferably your place if anyone can help or is the least bit intrestedd  please call or ttext or email asapxxxxxxxxxx she is fixed he isnt<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The male is Death? Does that mean I have to <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Seventh_Seal\" target=\"_blank\">beat it at chess<\/a>? Can we make it best two out of three in Connect Four instead? Everybody knows that pit bulls are terrible at Connect Four.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, that&#8217;s it, I&#8217;m starting a tag for &#8220;punctuationally challenged&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Submitted by Kati &#8212; thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>one female american bull dog and one male pit bull both bleach white (sav free to good home) We are getting our house torn down unfortunitly and have 4 dogs 2 we are trying to keep atleast but 2 definitly have to go wich out of my husband and I would be my 2 and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[62],"tags":[61,7],"class_list":["post-1197","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pets","tag-punctuationally-challenged","tag-speeling-prolbems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1197"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2269,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197\/revisions\/2269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}