{"id":1332,"date":"2009-03-10T08:41:58","date_gmt":"2009-03-10T13:41:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1332"},"modified":"2009-04-28T00:01:40","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T03:01:40","slug":"ysac-vol-235-because-there-is-no-eam-in-t","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1332","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 235: Because there is no &#8220;eam&#8221; in T."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Team mobile cell phone Cheap!! &#8211; $30<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I am selling a team mobile cell phone. you could use this as a replacement when yours breaks or lose it. i am only asking $30 big ones. call xxx-xxx-xxxx or email me at redsox[xxxx]@yahoo.com<br \/>\n\n\t\t<style>\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-1332 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?attachment_id=1333'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/235a-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?attachment_id=1334'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/235b-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/235b-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/235b.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right, Sparky. All of the promotional material, all of the commercials with Catherine Zeta-Jones, <em>even the phone itself that you took a picture of<\/em> &#8212; ALL of them have the name of the company wrong, and you are the <em>only one<\/em> who has gotten it right. It&#8217;s Team Mobile. Right.<\/p>\n<p>Never mind the fact that this phone is an old enough model that I can&#8217;t find any reference to it on the T-Mobile page OR the Samsung website, and that you want $30 for it. Or that you refer to <em>dollars<\/em> as &#8220;big ones&#8221;. (Or that you&#8217;re in New Jersey and have a Red Sox email address. With Yahoo.)<\/p>\n<p>Go Team Mobile!<\/p>\n<p>Edited because I forgot to upload the pictures. D&#8217;oh!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Team mobile cell phone Cheap!! &#8211; $30 I am selling a team mobile cell phone. you could use this as a replacement when yours breaks or lose it. i am only asking $30 big ones. call xxx-xxx-xxxx or email me at redsox[xxxx]@yahoo.com That&#8217;s right, Sparky. All of the promotional material, all of the commercials with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[23,7,43],"class_list":["post-1332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-electronics","tag-classy","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-unrealistic-expectations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1332"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1332\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1796,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1332\/revisions\/1796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}