{"id":1339,"date":"2009-03-11T08:41:07","date_gmt":"2009-03-11T13:41:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1339"},"modified":"2009-04-28T00:01:38","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T03:01:38","slug":"ysac-vol-236-taking-one-for-the-team-mobile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1339","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 236: Taking one for the Team (Mobile?)."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Very Different but very cute guy available for fun or dating &#8211; 22<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Hey, &#8220;I am the gay friend&#8221;, and yes he could easily find a girl\/lady and does. But, he gave me a chance to look around for him because of some stuff we talked about.<\/p>\n<p>He is:<br \/>\n6&#8217;2 short blond hair, blue eyes, big arms, nice chest, nice back muscles. (Yeah, Ha ha ha okay so I check him out..lol do you blame me?)<\/p>\n<p>Personality:<br \/>\nHe is a self assured, motor cycle riding (sport bike), average guy, He respects women, and takes up for his friends as needed. (he has for me)<\/p>\n<p>He and I talked:<br \/>\nnot too long ago after I had gone out of my way to help him out (not money) more then once. He said &#8220;You know your one of those people you know you can count on. Is there anything I can do for you &#8211; no gay shit-!&#8221; I laughed and we talked for a while. I had shared I was curious about a few things:<br \/>\n1. I woke up once to another friend and his girl having mad passionet sex- it actually effected me. ( I was not interested at all in girls before that Point) as well as I am not sure I am now. I am &#8220;ha ha&#8221; bi-curious towards girls I guess. &#8212; So I asked if I could watch sometime because he described to me before how he had enjoy different things with women.<\/p>\n<p>2. I was curious about how he looked Naked. I said &#8220;I know I cant have you, but really wouldnt mind seeing you.<\/p>\n<p>He told me &#8220;I could never just show you by myself, it would just seem to werid to me. I also would enjoy helping you determine in you were bi -with women- but could not do a 3 some with you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I was fine with both of those.<\/p>\n<p>So I am seeking a girl\/lady from 18 to 39 (he has dated up to 39 &#8211; she was hot &#8211; and thats from a gay dood..lol)<\/p>\n<p>HERE IS THE DEAL\/ OPTIONS:<br \/>\n1. He is willing to just let a girl get him worked up and take it out for him (he said he couldnt get hard with just me in the room etc). or<\/p>\n<p>2. He is willing (he might be scared) to let me watch him and a girl\/lady have passionet sex. Providing they are willing. The one girl I knew, was afraid her breast were too small. No matter how much I tried to explain i was gay and didnt care&#8230;that it was more about seeing the passion and the fun..<\/p>\n<p>He is willing to DATE or Do a Special sexual night. He really doesnt do one night stands but if you together want to do this project he would.<\/p>\n<p>So I laughed and said &#8220;Imagin if you two hit it off, and got married&#8230;some day down the road we would sit and laugh out how you met&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So requirments;<br \/>\nThat you be 18-to-39  (some older exceptions could be made)<br \/>\nHe prefers white, or assian or similar<br \/>\nYou must send picture, and I am working on getting a good dressed one of him.<\/p>\n<p>Note: I do not plan to join, I wouldnt want to offend him..unless he changed his mind. So do not worry about that. Also I am not looking to change him, so I am not looking for someone to con him into letting me do stuff to him. He is my friend and I intend to keep it that way.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nOkay, let me get this right. You&#8217;re trying to find a woman who will sleep with your straight friend while you watch, so that you can simultaneously see your good friend naked AND determine whether or not you might be attracted to women.<\/p>\n<p>What could possibly go wrong?<\/p>\n<p>And how could you have possibly explained that in any more concise of a fashion? I&#8217;m sure it couldn&#8217;t have been done in, say, 37 words and a single sentence.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Very Different but very cute guy available for fun or dating &#8211; 22 Hey, &#8220;I am the gay friend&#8221;, and yes he could easily find a girl\/lady and does. But, he gave me a chance to look around for him because of some stuff we talked about. He is: 6&#8217;2 short blond hair, blue eyes, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[25,7,52,33],"class_list":["post-1339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personals","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-speeling-prolbems","tag-this-can-only-end-badly","tag-translation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1339"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1795,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339\/revisions\/1795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}