{"id":1343,"date":"2009-03-13T08:43:26","date_gmt":"2009-03-13T13:43:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1343"},"modified":"2009-04-28T00:01:24","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T03:01:24","slug":"ysac-vol-238-the-extra-w-is-for-extra-wtf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1343","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 238: The extra w is for extra WTF …"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Amazing Web Designs – $299<\/h2>\n
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You can create your website with our Incredible Website Builder or simply have our design team do the work for you. The only website solutions company that lets you change the complete design of your site at the click of a mouse to keep your entire content intact or request our designers to do the work for you! (your site’s visitors can enjoy a fresh new look every time they visit your site!)
\nNine Great Reasons Why Your Website Should Be Designed By [Company Name].com<\/p>\n

1. The only website solutions company with a stunning photo album that comes with absolutely cool zoom, pan and auto sizing features!
\n2. The only website builder that lets you add your own videos (promotional, informational, sales etc.) to provide instant interactivity and adds unmatched impact to your site!
\n3. The only website solutions company that lets you add your favorite MP3s and lets your site visitors enjoy them with a built in trendy mp3 player!
\n4. The only website solutions company that lets you add catchy greeting cards with personalized messages to create that special bond with your site visitors!
\n5. The only website solutions company that lets you change the complete design of your site at the click of a mouse to keep your entire content intact or request our designers to do the work for you! (your site’s visitors can enjoy a fresh new look every time they visit your site!)
\n6. The only website solutions company that lets you add a stunning online store with up to 240 products and comes fully integrated with Paypal!
\n7. The only Service that lets you receive Important Contact Enquiries from your website Instantly to your Mobile anywhere in the World !
\n8. The only website solutions company that lets you Record Live Video directly from your WebCam and publish it to your website Instantly.
\n9. The only website solutions company that offers Integrated Search Engine Submission Service to Top Search Engines in the World like Google, AOL, MSN Live etc! (This extra service is only $89.)<\/p>\n

Visit our very informative website at http:\/\/wwww.[Company Name].com<\/p>\n

Or Call Toll-Free xxxx-xxxx-xxxx<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\nAnd, as John (the submitter) points out, the only website company who can’t spell “www”! (In addition to having four w’s in the text, the actual link directed to “wwww.[CompanyName].com” as well, meaning that you got an error message if you clicked on the link to visit their page.)<\/p>\n

On top of that, the rest of the things they offer are (a) things that any decent website builder can do or (b) things that nobody should want any decent website builder to do.<\/p>\n

“Lets you change the complete design of your site at the click of a mouse”? Um, yeah, that’s called a style sheet or theme.<\/p>\n

“Your site’s visitors can enjoy a fresh new look every time they visit your site”? Let me, a non-web design professional, count the ways in which that’s a good idea. Okay, I’m done — I counted zero ways in which that’s a good idea. And just to be sure, I counted twice.<\/p>\n

And apparently they’ve cornered the market on adding annoying mp3s and videos to their websites. Somebody let MySpace know that they’ve got competition.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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