{"id":137,"date":"2008-09-02T21:05:43","date_gmt":"2008-09-03T01:05:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=137"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:12:52","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:12:52","slug":"ysac-vol-xiv-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=137","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. XXIV"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Free Rent for the Right Female<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>I need you to take care of the house with occasional bedroom romps (about three a week)<\/p>\n<p>You get your own room and bath.<\/p>\n<p>I have two small outdoor\/indoor young dogs.<\/p>\n<p>Alcohol and 420 are OK. No other drugs.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-137 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?attachment_id=138'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/24a-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?attachment_id=139'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/24b-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?attachment_id=140'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/24c-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nEw. This <em>can&#8217;t<\/em> be a good idea.<\/p>\n<p>Also, the math just doesn&#8217;t add up. Let&#8217;s say the going rate is $100\/hr for, um, <em>services<\/em>. (I have no idea what the going rate is, by the way.) That would be about $300 per week, or $1200 per month, that he&#8217;s <em>not<\/em> paying for those particular services &#8230;  not to mention the &#8220;take care of the house&#8221; bit. That&#8217;s really a lot to, um, put out in exchange for rent.<\/p>\n<p>And you <em>know<\/em> that it&#8217;s going to be more than three times a week.<\/p>\n<p>Ew.<\/p>\n<p>Edited to add: In the larger version of the house pic, there&#8217;s a kidnapper van sitting in the driveway. Yet another bad sign (as if you needed another one!).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Free Rent for the Right Female I need you to take care of the house with occasional bedroom romps (about three a week) You get your own room and bath. I have two small outdoor\/indoor young dogs. Alcohol and 420 are OK. No other drugs. Ew. This can&#8217;t be a good idea. Also, the math [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[15,10],"class_list":["post-137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personals","tag-ew","tag-slimy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1999,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions\/1999"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}