{"id":1371,"date":"2009-03-19T08:26:07","date_gmt":"2009-03-19T13:26:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1371"},"modified":"2009-04-28T00:01:11","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T03:01:11","slug":"ysac-vol-244-also-available-in-ew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1371","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 244: Also available in &#8230; ew."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Free couch Cream<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Must pick up TODAY.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.jconner.net\/blog\/\">Jennie<\/a> sends this one, saying, &#8220;I can understand their urgency. Couch Cream expires so fast after you open it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hmmm, I wonder why that made me think of this one, sent in by Allison?<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>Sofa cum bed  &#8211; $225<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>We bought a comfortable futon from Ikea about six months back. It is a beige color sofa cum bed and is in very good condition, just like new.<\/p>\n<p>Product Descriptions are given below &#8211;<br \/>\nKey features<br \/>\nEasy to keep clean with a removable,machine washable cover.<br \/>\nChoose from three different mattresses and a variety of covers to create a combination that suits you &#8211; covers are still available in Ikea.<br \/>\nEasily converts into a bed big enough for two.<br \/>\nExtra covers are available for variation and renewal.<br \/>\nPliable mattress in high-resilient polyurethane foam and latex molds itself to the shape of your body; has extra long lifespan and is suitable for use every night.<br \/>\nMattress filled with high resilient polyurethane foam with a top layer of latex; follows the contours of your body and helps keep your backbone straight.<br \/>\nLatex facilitates air circulation in the mattress and helps moisture to evaporate.<\/p>\n<p>We are selling it for $225.00.  The same is available in Ikea  for $350.00 + taxes = $375.00.<\/p>\n<p>If you are ineterested, please contact me at xxx-xxx-xxxx.  We can always reconsider the price.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nCan you reconsider the use of the word &#8216;<em>cum<\/em>&#8216;? Yes, it means &#8220;along with&#8221; or &#8220;in addition to&#8221;, but really? Really? Did you not stop to think that if you&#8217;re advertising something that could be used as a couch or a bed, that using the word <em>cum<\/em> might not be the best choice?<\/p>\n<p>Because now I&#8217;m imagining &#8230; well, never mind what I&#8217;m imagining. But it&#8217;s sticky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Free couch Cream Must pick up TODAY. Jennie sends this one, saying, &#8220;I can understand their urgency. Couch Cream expires so fast after you open it.&#8221; Hmmm, I wonder why that made me think of this one, sent in by Allison? Sofa cum bed &#8211; $225 We bought a comfortable futon from Ikea about six [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[15,11],"class_list":["post-1371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-furniture","tag-ew","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1371"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1371\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1787,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1371\/revisions\/1787"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}