{"id":1552,"date":"2009-04-08T08:12:50","date_gmt":"2009-04-08T11:12:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1552"},"modified":"2009-04-27T23:32:08","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T02:32:08","slug":"ysac-vol-264-the-suck-runs-deep-with-this-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1552","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 264: The suck runs deep with this one."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Free Chickens<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Have 520 chickens-must get off the property IMMEDIATELY! I will NOT give the chickens to black people, I don&#8217;t like them! Sorry!<br \/>\nCall Fat Willie- (270)xxx-xxxx<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nThis one was flagged almost immediately &#8212; what a surprise. And again, it was difficult to restrain myself from leaving in the phone number.<\/p>\n<p>Jami (from DateWrecks) sent this one in, pointing out that the neighborhood in which this was listed is not exactly country bumpkin land; she says it&#8217;s a southern urban area. That&#8217;s rather a lot of chickens even if you ARE on a farm, instead of having them running around your three bedroom split-level ranch. I&#8217;m thinking Fat Willie might have had a run-in with Animal Control.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t even make up a funny story in my head about this one. Not to perpetuate stereotypes or anything, but:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Southern<\/li>\n<li>Racist<\/li>\n<li>Going by the sobriquet of &#8220;Fat Willie&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>&#8230; the &#8220;asshat&#8221; tag is kind of unavoidable, isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Free Chickens Have 520 chickens-must get off the property IMMEDIATELY! I will NOT give the chickens to black people, I don&#8217;t like them! Sorry! Call Fat Willie- (270)xxx-xxxx This one was flagged almost immediately &#8212; what a surprise. And again, it was difficult to restrain myself from leaving in the phone number. Jami (from DateWrecks) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[58,38],"class_list":["post-1552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-free","tag-asshat","tag-humanity-is-doomed"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1552"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1552\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1766,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1552\/revisions\/1766"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}