{"id":1562,"date":"2009-04-10T08:05:33","date_gmt":"2009-04-10T11:05:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1562"},"modified":"2009-04-27T23:32:04","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T02:32:04","slug":"ysac-vol-266","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1562","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 266: It’s Flatulence Friday!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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NICE OLD SOFA BLUE LOOK\u00a0 – $389<\/h2>\n
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I HAVE GORGOUS OLD BLUE VINYL SOFA. THIS BABY IS ORIGINAL THE RIPS OR TEARS IN IT ARE NATURAL FROM GAS OR FARTS. YOU WILL NEED TO PICK UP.<\/p>\n

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\nThis was Lindsay’s very first submission to YSaC. She says she will be combing her local Craigslist for “Midwest stupidity.” Apparently there’s plenty of that to go around. I’m mystified by the pricing of the sofa — but even more mystified by the fact that the listing has since been modified to “sold pending pickup”! Someone actually bought<\/em> that thing?<\/p>\n

Anyway, as we all know, I’m all about making<\/a> connections for people<\/a> … it’s just my giving nature. Read on to find out more:<\/p>\n

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It’s too bad we can’t get the person responsible for the flatulence-related damage to that “gorgous” sofa in touch with the person behind this West coast ad, sent in by Leslie:<\/p>\n

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How many times – m4w – 32<\/h2>\n
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can you fart in my face, and have me pay you for each one ?<\/p>\n

I am willing to give you $20 per fart, to see if you can do this.<\/p>\n

You can have your girlfriend keep score if you like<\/p>\n

No sex required, and clothes on.<\/p>\n

Email me face pic please, and I will send one back<\/p>\n

I am a white professional clean-cut male<\/p>\n

Thanks!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\nIt’s interesting that he wants a face<\/em> pic — that’s not the part I would think he’d be interested in previewing. Anyway, if it was a woman who was capable of producing the “rips and tears” in the ugly blue vinyl sofa, I’d think this guy would run out of $20s before she ran out of ammunition. It’s a love connection!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

NICE OLD SOFA BLUE LOOK\u00a0 – $389 I HAVE GORGOUS OLD BLUE VINYL SOFA. THIS BABY IS ORIGINAL THE RIPS OR TEARS IN IT ARE NATURAL FROM GAS OR FARTS. YOU WILL NEED TO PICK UP. This was Lindsay’s very first submission to YSaC. She says she will be combing her local Craigslist for “Midwest […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,17],"tags":[25,22,43,11],"class_list":["post-1562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-furniture","category-personals","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-no-accounting-for-taste","tag-unrealistic-expectations","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1562"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1631,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1562\/revisions\/1631"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}