{"id":1583,"date":"2009-04-11T08:26:29","date_gmt":"2009-04-11T11:26:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1583"},"modified":"2009-04-27T23:31:58","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T02:31:58","slug":"ysac-vol-268-if-its-friday-it-must-be-french-prevential-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1583","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 268: If it&#8217;s Saturday, it must be French Prevential Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>FRENCH PREVENTIAL FURNITURE<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>About 6 months ago i bought a Beautiful french prevential 3 piece living room set, hardly sat on, tags r still on&#8230; but now i need to sell the set, so serious callers only please&#8230; \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\nask for elizabeth, xxx xxx xxxx, also matching marble tables n capidimonte lamps from italy<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\n;0<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I guess if you&#8217;re going to have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?tag=french-prudential\">French Prevential<\/a> furniture, you have to have &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thecapodimonteshoppe.com\/LIGHTING\/LIGHTING.html\">capidimonte<\/a>&#8216; lamps to go with it. Because it&#8217;s not classy otherwise. (Okay, full disclosure: no, I didn&#8217;t know what a <em>capodimonte<\/em> lamp was either, but I knew enough to <a href=\"http:\/\/justfuckinggoogleit.com\/\">look it up<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>You know what else is classy? Leaving the tags on your furniture for six months. Minnie Pearl would be proud.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1584\" title=\"268\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/268.jpg\" alt=\"268\" width=\"280\" height=\"336\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/268.jpg 280w, https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/268-250x300.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 280px) 100vw, 280px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>But wait, there&#8217;s more! (Of course there is.)<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>French Prevential Queen Bedroom Set &#8211; $550<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Dark Wood. Queen Bed Frame, two nightstands wih drawers, and a dresser with mirror.<br \/>\n$550 or best offer.<\/p>\n<p>Call Eunice (u-nis) (xxx)xxx-xxxx 10am-7pm<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Thank goodness she let us know how to pronounce her name, because wouldn&#8217;t it be horribly embarrassing if you got a name wrong in a public place? Like, say, the name of the style of furniture you&#8217;re trying to sell on, say, Craigslist? Yep, that would be terribly embarrassing. Good thing she was thoughtful enough to prevent us from making a similar mistake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FRENCH PREVENTIAL FURNITURE About 6 months ago i bought a Beautiful french prevential 3 piece living room set, hardly sat on, tags r still on&#8230; but now i need to sell the set, so serious callers only please&#8230; \ud83d\ude42 ask for elizabeth, xxx xxx xxxx, also matching marble tables n capidimonte lamps from italy ;0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[23,40,7],"class_list":["post-1583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-furniture","tag-classy","tag-french-prudential","tag-speeling-prolbems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1583"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1762,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1583\/revisions\/1762"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}