{"id":1593,"date":"2009-04-13T08:23:20","date_gmt":"2009-04-13T11:23:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1593"},"modified":"2009-04-27T23:31:57","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T02:31:57","slug":"ysac-vol-270-if-its-old-it-must-be-valuable-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1593","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 270: If it’s old, it must be valuable, right?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Antique Buffet (very old) – $1100<\/h2>\n
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This buffet is very old, How I know, because my Aunt who owned it (at one time) was very old before she passed. Best offer and it is yours. No worries… she told me to sell it…. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

\"2701\"\"270a\"<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Professor: “Good morning, class, and welcome to Logic 101. Today, we’re going to study the logical fallacy known as cum hoc ergo propter hoc<\/a><\/em>. Who can tell me what’s wrong with this statement?<\/p>\n

     My aunt is old.
\n     My aunt owned this buffet.
\n     Therefore, this buffet is old.\"<\/code><\/p>\n

Snowflake K. Student: “Um ….. my aunt isn’t old anymore because she’s dead?”
\nProfessor: “Not exactly. Anyone else?”
\nPrecious B. Student: “If it’s your aunt’s buffet you don’t have permission to sell it?”
\nProfessor: *heavy sigh* “Try again.”
\nDesign R. Student: “Ooooh, I know! The buffet is ugly, the support beam is broken, and there’s no way it’s worth $1000?”
\nProfessor: “I give up. I’m going to go outside and yell at squirrels for a while.”<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, at Sylvia Plath’s favorite furniture shop:
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maybe depression bed – $100<\/h2>\n
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not sure but i know its old. still in good shape.selling all i own so come see all of it.
\njay xxx xxx xxxx
\nim not sure i believe it is a full size.rail to rail 55″ wide<\/p>\n

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Amy sent this one in, saying, “I’m pretty sure they were going for “This bed may be Depression-Era”, but instead they made it sound like the bed could need Prozac. I definitely don’t want to sleep there!”<\/p>\n

I’m getting depressed just looking<\/em> at the bed. I mean, look at it. It’s just filled<\/em> with ennui. <\/p>\n

And I’m not sure I believe it’s a full size, either. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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