{"id":1614,"date":"2009-04-18T08:49:28","date_gmt":"2009-04-18T11:49:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1614"},"modified":"2009-04-27T23:30:07","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T02:30:07","slug":"vol-275","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1614","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 275: Canine capitalism"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Sheltie\/Lab mix puppy<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>He is a sweet puppy only 10 weeks old and gets alone with other dogs and kids(he loves to play) I&#8217;m asking a rehoming fee of $150 OBO He need to go ASPS<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1615\" title=\"273\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/273.jpg\" alt=\"273\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nRegina (from <a href=\"http:\/\/thankswiki.blogspot.com\/\">Things I&#8217;ve Learned From Wikipedia<\/a>) sends this one in with her comments.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A few thoughts spring to mind:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>D&#8217;awwww, he&#8217;s so liddle!\u00a0 Who&#8217;s a puppy?!\u00a0 &#8230;okay, got that out of my system.<\/li>\n<li>ASPS?\u00a0 Do they mean that the puppy has to go to a home with poisonous Egyptian snakes?\u00a0 I&#8217;ve only lived in the area for 8 months, maybe it&#8217;s a [location] colloquialism?<\/li>\n<li>Look at that photo.\u00a0 He&#8217;s sitting on a car dashboard, and that car is on the highway.\u00a0 So his current owners have a poor grasp of both acronyms and basic vehicle safety.\u00a0 Great.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nSomeone adopt this dog As Soon&#8230; Permitting Snuggles?\u00a0 And Save Puppy Stuff? Allowing Several Powerful Smells?\u00a0 *sigh* I give up.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>How about And Save it from our Prodigious Stupidity? or As Spot becomes Pavement Splatter? (ew.)<\/p>\n<p>The &#8220;rehoming fee or best offer&#8221; is what cements the asshat tag for this one. No, really, we&#8217;re not selling our dog; we&#8217;re just rehoming him for the highest free market value we can receive for him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sheltie\/Lab mix puppy He is a sweet puppy only 10 weeks old and gets alone with other dogs and kids(he loves to play) I&#8217;m asking a rehoming fee of $150 OBO He need to go ASPS Regina (from Things I&#8217;ve Learned From Wikipedia) sends this one in with her comments. &#8220;A few thoughts spring to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[62],"tags":[58,24],"class_list":["post-1614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pets","tag-asshat","tag-write-yer-own"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1614"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1614\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1695,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1614\/revisions\/1695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}