{"id":1623,"date":"2009-04-17T08:39:20","date_gmt":"2009-04-17T11:39:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1623"},"modified":"2009-05-11T11:17:03","modified_gmt":"2009-05-11T14:17:03","slug":"ysac-vol-274-plagiarism-ftw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1623","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 274: Plagiarism FTW."},"content":{"rendered":"

This is behind a cut because it’s long. Very long. Remember the last time I said that<\/a>? Yeah, it’s kind of like that.<\/p>\n

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another year older today URRRGG!! read on if you dare to laugh!! – 37<\/h2>\n
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i have posted here a few times before just having fun, please read below and tell me what you think ? ohhh and drinks on me loljust your dorky\/nerdy\/goober next door neighbor washing his truck in the drive way waving at you as you walk down the street…lol ( and thinking…”yummy” ) lol
\nand the next day in the row ahead of you in church farting and blaming the next guy laughing….<\/p>\n

really, i do work hard, yet play hard..own a business that keeps me hoping yet am flexible being the owner…love to meet new people and know no stangers…all walks of life may contact me , im here to meet people, just like you !!!!! so hit me up…<\/p>\n

can you answr my riddles ? for brownie points !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n

Q.What is the difference between “ooooooh”and “aaaaaaah”?
\nanswer :”??<\/p>\n

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
\nanser ??????<\/p>\n

Q –What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?<\/p>\n

Answer?<\/p>\n

ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok okkokooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………ok<\/p>\n

hope you like my below list i cam up with to show you a lil about who i am and also in hopes to make you laugh a lil bit…you should be open minded<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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1. I dislike people who drive slow in the fast lane
\n” stopr texting and drive !!! “””<\/p>\n

2. Making out is fun but getting to second base is even better \ud83d\ude09
\nwhat the heck does it take to get to 3rd base ?<\/p>\n

3. I prefer blockbuster over movies .. i have hot tub and tv on patio<\/p>\n

4. I have never been convicted of a crime ( is masterbation a crime ? ) hummmm if so, im getting life with our parol<\/p>\n

5. I have never had a 3some( well once in a dream i did )<\/p>\n

6. I always put the cap back on the toothpaste<\/p>\n

7. I understand doing little things is what matters most …sooo true<\/p>\n

8. I took four years of French in high school and yet I still can\u2019t speak it.
\nand wished i would have taken spanish instead being i am a contractor…go figure<\/p>\n

9. I am half pirate and half Comanche Indian (really just Irish boy )<\/p>\n

10. I just want someone to hold me and tell me everything will be alright.<\/p>\n

11. I love the snow ….cool peeing in it too<\/p>\n

12. I know San Diego is not Spanish for whale\u2019s vagina<\/p>\n

13. I have been swimming nude…okokok when i was younger..now only in the hot tub<\/p>\n

14. I believe there is an appropriate quote for every occasion.<\/p>\n

15. I am jealous of Mclovin ..he is my hero<\/p>\n

I think i will call myself Mcslappin or Mclicken<\/p>\n

16. I’ll wait for you even if you’re late<\/p>\n

17. I love bologna ..even fried…yuk<\/p>\n

i know that it is impossible to lick your own elbow !!<\/p>\n

18. I\u2019m 35 years old. Not old, but old enough<\/p>\n

19. I think Richard Pryor is the funniest man ever ..ok bysides myself at myself<\/p>\n

20. I know CPR<\/p>\n

21.I won’t make you wear lame sweaters when we go to family functions<\/p>\n

22. I love the rain (especially making out in the rain)<\/p>\n

23. I am a dork & a goober<\/p>\n

24. I always made my own lunch for school. As a result, I ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich almost every day from elementary through junior high. now i bbq 4 nights a week<\/p>\n

25. I know that LMFAO means Laughing My ****ing Ass Off. but still dont know what tgif means<\/p>\n

26. I love talking about relationships and human interaction.<\/p>\n

I am the best I have ever “had” ( practice makes perfect) lol<\/p>\n

27. I am a people watcher …its so funny at times<\/p>\n

28. I don\u2019t text message while driving ( to much )exspecially in the fast lane<\/p>\n

29. Chicken Cesar Salad is one of my favorite foods\u2026 probably more so than steak. ummmmm ok not true<\/p>\n

30. I try to never ever ever to say never.<\/p>\n

31. My breakfast\u2019s in the morning will change your life<\/p>\n

32. I dislike being asked to provide the name of my favorite song, film, book, etc – because I find these things change moment to moment.<\/p>\n

33. I hate the idea of being caged in – in actuality or metaphorically.<\/p>\n

34. I’m great with numbers but horrible with names. terrible speller<\/p>\n

35. I’ll cover you up and kiss your forehead when you fall asleep watching TV
\nand maybe even a nice foot massage<\/p>\n

36. I still believe a man’s word should be his bond.<\/p>\n

37. I don\u2019t ****ing swear<\/p>\n

38. I\u2019ve never been Punk\u2019d but have been visually seduced in a bar<\/p>\n

39. On our 4 month anniversary I will surprise you by wearing nothing but a smile and a cowboy hat …and maybe some boots<\/p>\n

40. I come with an extended warranty …but not with battiers<\/p>\n

41. I would like to resurrect words and slang from the past and reinstate them in the modern vocabulary.<\/p>\n

42. I can become bored with a job very easily<\/p>\n

43. I am not the political type<\/p>\n

44. I don’t tear the tags off my mattresses til I get home<\/p>\n

45. I always stop to pet dogs outside of grocery stores<\/p>\n

46. I’m likely to have a different pair of socks every time you see me<\/p>\n

47. Bon Jovi rocks but so does george straight<\/p>\n

48. I Walk the Line but some times fall off<\/p>\n

49. I’ve never read Playboy for the articles .hmmmmmmm<\/p>\n

50. I prefer the toilet paper to roll off the top<\/p>\n

51. I’ve never been in one of Tommy Lee’s movies but whatched some close to it!<\/p>\n

52. I find excessive use of exclamation marks annoying.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n

53. I drive a 2006 Ford<\/p>\n

54. I prefer to be continually challenged<\/p>\n

55. It is difficult for other people to embarrass me.<\/p>\n

56. I think people who say “and this is where the magic happens” when showing off their bedrooms lack a great deal of imagination.<\/p>\n

57. I know that handcuffs aren’t just for the cops<\/p>\n

58. I recycle ..except beer<\/p>\n

59. I know all 17 different ways to tie a shoelace<\/p>\n

60. I don\u2019t do drugs<\/p>\n

my favorite fantasy is ALL OF THEM<\/p>\n

61. I am a aries baby<\/p>\n

62. I\u2019m a wealth of useless knowledge, but it\u2019s not even the kind of useless knowledge that is useful in Trivial Pursuit.<\/p>\n

63. I can give a mean back rub ..was a texas lic. massage therapist for 4 years<\/p>\n

64. I think O.J. is still out looking for the killer<\/p>\n

65. I think Tom Brady is better than Joe Montana<\/p>\n

66. I can’t stand soap operas<\/p>\n

67. I am a chronic text messager (except while driving) ..in the fast lane<\/p>\n

68. I say wash not warsh<\/p>\n

69. I say \u201cpop\u201d\u2026not coke or soda yest i am a true txas cowboy<\/p>\n

I sometimes think to myself, “self” what if………<\/p>\n

70. My favorite color is blue<\/p>\n

71. I don’t chew tobacco<\/p>\n

72. I take a shower every day<\/p>\n

73. I like it when rub my bald head!…yeap the “other one(s)”<\/p>\n

74. I am the worst pool player ever but better than you<\/p>\n

75. I am training for a marathon card game<\/p>\n

76. I don\u2019t like going to the doctor. It\u2019s not a fear or anything, I just don\u2019t see the point unless it\u2019s REALLY serious.<\/p>\n

77. I haven\u2019t asked my parents for money since I was 16-years old.<\/p>\n

78. I am a mommas boy<\/p>\n

79. I don’t care what music we listen to in the car<\/p>\n

80. I’ve never eaten a bon-bon in my life<\/p>\n

81. When you wash the dishes it turns me on …mmmmmmmm<\/p>\n

82. I’ll take out the garbage<\/p>\n

83. I\u2019m a smart-ass,<\/p>\n

84. I\u2019ve never fallen asleep in class.<\/p>\n

85. I won’t ever forget your birthday, if you remind me when mine is coming<\/p>\n

86. I think most ladies after reading my post will go and try and lick thier own elbow<\/p>\n

if you can do it!!!!!!! i definatly want drinks with you !!! lol<\/p>\n

hope you injoyed ! have a great week and yes, today really is my b-day
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