{"id":1637,"date":"2009-04-19T08:31:03","date_gmt":"2009-04-19T11:31:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1637"},"modified":"2009-04-27T23:29:59","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T02:29:59","slug":"ysac-vol-276-make-those-kids-earn-their-keep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1637","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 276: And keep them off my lawn, too!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I made an image of the page because this one requires the full context:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1638\" title=\"276\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/276.jpg\" alt=\"276\" width=\"503\" height=\"563\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/276.jpg 621w, https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/276-267x300.jpg 267w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 503px) 100vw, 503px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Michael sent this one in. I guess child labor laws don&#8217;t apply if the kids are adorable. It&#8217;s only the ugly kids that get union representation to keep them from having to work the heavy machinery. If they&#8217;re adorable, though, they&#8217;re stuck on the assembly line for life. Serves &#8217;em right, those cute little bastards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I made an image of the page because this one requires the full context: Michael sent this one in. I guess child labor laws don&#8217;t apply if the kids are adorable. It&#8217;s only the ugly kids that get union representation to keep them from having to work the heavy machinery. If they&#8217;re adorable, though, they&#8217;re [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[54],"tags":[9],"class_list":["post-1637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-etc-jobs","tag-unclear-on-the-concept"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1637"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1637\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1754,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1637\/revisions\/1754"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}