{"id":1645,"date":"2009-04-20T08:12:04","date_gmt":"2009-04-20T11:12:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1645"},"modified":"2009-04-27T23:29:49","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T02:29:49","slug":"ysac-vol-279","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1645","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 277: Do you think she sings in the shower?"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>$940 \/ 1br &#8211; williamsburg loft<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>its a 4 bedroom loft style apt. 1 bathroom huge kitchen\/living room. 1 stop into manhattan on the L train. tons of bars\/restaurants\/shopping in the area. amazing roof\/view<\/p>\n<p>if its just for the month thats fine, but theres a chance you can sign the lease in june if everyone gets along<\/p>\n<p>$940\/month plus utilies<\/p>\n<p>please let me know soon!<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-1645 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/279a.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/279a-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/279b.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/279b-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/279c.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/279c-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/279d.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/279d-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nMy god, this is like the Best. Apartment. Ever. I get to live with Aretha Franklin and that random hipster dude! Or is that a girl? Who cares! I&#8217;d be living with the freakin&#8217; Queen of Soul and a hipster androgynous person <em>who are both wearing massive bows<\/em>! We could sit around all day making sure that all of our bows match the sofa. And we <em>could<\/em> worry about that strange glow emanating from the kitchen, but I know Aretha Franklin would protect me from it.<\/p>\n<p>The hipster dude\/tte and I could discuss how great his\/her current favorite band is, until three days later when s\/he decides they&#8217;re too popular to like anymore and that s\/he has a new favorite band that nobody&#8217;s ever heard of because they haven&#8217;t even formed yet. And then Aretha would come in and start bellowing &#8220;R-E-S-P-E-C-T&#8221; and we&#8217;d be like, &#8220;Aretha, calm down, we&#8217;ll do the dishes in a minute.&#8221; And the glittering light from her Swarovski crystal bedazzled bow would light up the New York evening, and oh, how we&#8217;d laugh &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>$940 \/ 1br &#8211; williamsburg loft its a 4 bedroom loft style apt. 1 bathroom huge kitchen\/living room. 1 stop into manhattan on the L train. tons of bars\/restaurants\/shopping in the area. amazing roof\/view if its just for the month thats fine, but theres a chance you can sign the lease in june if everyone [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[29,25],"class_list":["post-1645","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rentals","tag-fun-with-pictures","tag-maybe-its-just-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1645","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1645"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1645\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1753,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1645\/revisions\/1753"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}